Give me your best mtg pick up lines ❤️
I'll start....
"Heard you play commander, beat me and you can. Command me.
oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash
I love how certain I am that I’m not the only person who stopped scrolling to let the snail finish crossing the dash.
In fact, I would bet small sums of money that the majority of Tumblr folk do.
Rb for the lil hops it does at the end before it finishes crossing 🥺💓
ok!
This needs to be a non-looping gif I'm trapped
can we get a shoutout to trans girls who don't wear makeup
i don't need to just keep practicing I don't need to just learn to contour or whatever the fuck else I'm 100% happy being bare-faced and the only times i ever felt compelled to do makeup was for other people's benefit!
watch the mfs with zero reading comprehension get ahold of this and act like I'm personally attacking them for wearing makeup
I have never worn makeup in my entire life and if you reblog you will give me the energy I need to continue doing fuck all
I fear if I ever put on makeup I might give people a heart attack
I almost never wear makeup but when I do I am most certainly trying to give people a heart attack.
Yeah being bred until I break sounds hot, but I think platonic cuddling would fix me unironically.
can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them
Hey, stop scrolling.
Everyone who is reading this: I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. You are loved. I’m here. Don’t give up, we’re almost there.
Pass it on.
reblog this post to kiss the person you reblogged it from
(on the mouth)
((sloppy style))
Stepping out of my comfort zone and trying to actually have friends and relationships honestly this late in my adult life when I feel so awkward and off. I am also always just socially anxious and low energy.
ladies, don't forget to massage your tits!
now, does anyone wanna help me out with the whole tit massaging thing?
Thanks for reminding me, also very open to any help
Reblog if you have beautiful mutuals 🥰💜😍
I WANT TO KISS MY MUTUALS. ON THE LIPS.
it should be illegal to make a cute girl (me) have to face the horrors of the world (getting out of bed)
she's tenting her skirt and brother, i'm about to go camping
I be sucking on her Unknowable Horror till she Eldritch Blast
Me playing a warlock in BG3
