oh baby, let’s take the long way home
scrolling thru tumblr like it’s a gay newspaper
I’m sending him a friend request LMAO
“you chose to be gay”
yes. because i chose to be in constant fear of my family finding out. i chose to be in constant fear of being disowned and kicked out. i chose to be in constant fear of being dropped if my friends find out. i chose to be in fear of being bullied at school. yeah, i guess you’re right.
so no one told you life was gonna be this gay
Perks of being a lesbian
- your girlfriend ultimately becomes your best friend- living together is always fun- you can be the big or little spoon - you have someone to straighten the back of your hair - they know your emotions because they’re also a girl- you can share clothes- you can share make up - orgasms every time you have sex - the toilet seat is always down - their legs are always smooth and soft- boobs- ass- they know how to give presents/what to get- your friends never feel like a third wheel bc they’re also best friends w your gf- did I say ass
There’s a million



