I’ve never ONCE seen one of these and not being just like…absolutely riddled with tension, so. Keep passing them around, I guess!
The......the "there you are sweetheart, i was looking everywhere for you" Howl quote.....but.....but....said by your f/o....like.....oh my god.
[proship/comship dni]
(Because Mr. YuuriVoice said "the boys weren't birthed" in a Bittersweet livestream. I know this isn't what he meant... Idk what the fuck this is.)
Listener: What do you mean "you weren't birthed"?
Alphonse: My parents made me in a mixing bowl and added like... An assload of candy.
Seth: I think my Ma just swaddled a switch knife in a fluffy blanket and BOOM - there I was.
Charlie: My folks kinda just... Put a rat in a beanie and shook it around some until I popped out.
Auron: I believe my mother just pulled me out of a filing cabinet, specifically under "Future CEO".
Faust: I fell from the sky into my parent's arms, because I'm a star. (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)
Derek: Someone mixed some blood with cheap cologne and summoned his ass into existence
Big Red/Lucien: The devil himself carved me from lava rock.
Finn: Someone wrote some lines in a book and pressed a sunflower between them and I bloomed from the seeds of ideas.
being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend 40$ Challenge and i keep losing
“the horrors” is such a good phrase for when anyone experiences anything. going to work? thats the horrors. thinking about a really awful time of your life? the horrors. waking up before youre supposed to and not being able to fall back asleep? also the horrors
It is impossible to deny how hard your work is… and Toasty watches closely as you arrive each time more tired back home. Because of that, they decided to give you a very unexpected service when you finally came back to his arms. Please, allow them to please you tonight.
cw: explicit nsfw, oral, gn reader, nakedtoaster x reader
minors dni
Blooming Panic- good end playlists
Playlists about the bloomic LI’s good endings! I tried my best :)
First kiss
Blooming panic love interest unknowingly stealing your first kiss
Gender-neutral
NakedToaster Headcanons
cw; some self projection, established relationship, weed, religion mention
bibi's note; i love him. new blorbo <3
• Toast is slavic. half croatian, ¼ russian, ¼ polish
• can't cook :( he can make toast and a basic soup.
• always wakes up past noon
• late breakfast consists of coffee & eggs + toast
• coffee. he can have up to 3+ a day and loves using a moka pot
• late night laundromat + diner date <3
• was raised catholic, now he's an athiest
• stoner, prefers edibles but will take a few hits if you roll a joint.
• while he's easy to get flustered, while high he has no defense. it's so easy he just >///<
• (stoner!reader) he will get u a pipe or bong for ur b-day if u like em
• nightowl dared him to dye his hair. started liking it and it stuck. has regular appointments
• sensitive skin, he only uses nivea
• made a funky rave sound effect for a random moment in his adventure game
• loves nutella on toast. (traveled back home 2 europe once and got it on crepes)
• also thinks italian nutella tastes different then the other nutellas of the world
• makes comments abt how pretty u r
• kisses ur eyelids before you sleep and mumbles something aboutt 'thankful for bein able to see u another day'
• sleeps w background noise when he sleeps. (cars, recorded eurovision or yt video essay)
• loves when you try to recreate his accents, he teaches u a few words <3
• likes listening to you read
• drapes himself over you when his social battery is drained
• if he had a dog, he'd have a poodle or golden doodle
• he gets sleepy when u play with his hair
• always asks for kisses (has never forgotten)
• loves ur kisses . relishes in ur lips gracing his skin whether it's his cheek, forehead, lips, shoulder, wrist, etc.
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December 12, 2022
Making Brownies with the Blooming Panic lis’
Word count: 536
Warnings: food mention
Reader: you/your once again 🕺
A/n: I was making brownies while making this leave me alone /lh. Damn I might have favorites. Reader is mentioned as shorter than Xyx but that’s pretty much it for height references
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Nightowl:
💖 Let’s be honest. You two eat half of the batter before you even put it in the oven.
🦉 Sits on the counter playing music and loudly sings along while waiting
💖 Asks “are they done yet” every three minutes. It would be annoying if he wasn’t so cute.
🦉 Is disappointed that there’s not a lot until you remind him how much batter you both ate. Doesn’t believe you guys ate that much.
💖 Begs to make a second batch. You have to kick him out of the kitchen or it’ll happen again.
Quest:
💙 Plays soft music from his phone while you bake. Dancing together while it’s in the oven… crying rn
🖊️ I can two thousand percent see him as the best baker of the group. He just has the vibes.
💙 Mainly watches while you’re mixing the ingredients bc you look so amazing. You’re all focused and your brow is creased and there’s the slightest puff to your cheeks and. oh. he’s so much more in love than he thought.
🖊️ This makes his want to marry you that much more intense. He doesn’t yet, but gods is he excited for when the time comes. He wants this all the time with you.
💙 When you do finally finish the brownies he tries to convince you to make more so he can keep staring at you with hearts in his eyes.
🖊️ Knowing that he’s staring you agree and pull out the ingredients for the second batch.
Xyx:
💛 Knows your plan so he puts everything he knows you’ll need on a high shelf so you have to ask him for help.
🏍️ If you’re the type to not ask for help and just. Climb. He’ll grab them before you can get to them and move them away from you until you ask him to get it for you.
💛 “Do you really need help to make brownies, doll?” You want to marry this man but at the same time you want to throw him out the window.
🏍️ You cannot convince me that he doesn’t just sit on the counter and watch while teasing you for not being able to reach.
💛 100% steals the pan once it’s cooled and tries eating all of them himself.
NakedToaster:
💚 They have zero idea how to make brownies. I don’t make the rules. Never had reason too and his parents obviously didn’t teach them so.
🎮 Sits at the table and watches with a slight tint to his cheeks bc you’re so cute and this is so domestic and they cannot do this.
💚 You obviously notice the look on his face so you give them a kiss on the cheek. He goes SO red it’s almost concerning.
🎮 The only mfer to eat a “normal” amount of brownies. Owl and Xyx are probably eating the whole pan and Quest only has one. Toast has three. In their defense you cut them super small so like. It’s understandable.
💚 He also takes them but it’s so you can save them for later.
🎮 Wait til they put one in his mouth then take a bite of it and watch them crumble.
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