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Giraffeter | She/her | A little bi-furious | A mishmash of fandoms, fics, arts, and things I think are cool. Periodically entirely devoted to my latest fandom obsession. Find me on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/users/giraffeter.
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I admit that in the past I've been quite scatty

They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a mess

But every now and then, though I can't promise when

I successfully work through all my stress, true! Yes!

And I fortunately know a little secret

It's a technique that I've recently acquired

And now lately, I'll admit, if I should feel like shit

Verklempt or overwhelmed or just plain tired--pathetic!

Small achievable goals!

Small achievable goals! One aim! One plan! Put the laundry in the basket, put the dishes in the sink, Can I do that? Yes I can!

Yes, small achievable goals! It's sad, but true They might each be pretty paltry in the grand scheme of things, But I do them! Yes I do.

Now it happens here and there, that I lose all will to care Or my executive dysfunction takes a toll I might look and feel half dead, but I did get out of bed -- That's one small achievable goooaaal!

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giraffeter

Is anyone else seeing this on the mobile app

Where if you watch a video or whatnot and then return to your dash the bottom menu isn’t there at first and then just slowly sliiiiiiiiiiides into place across the screen?

Like ope sorry I’m late just gonna slide in in there

This is still happening to me on mobile btw… menu bar shamefacedly sidling in late to class

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wilwheaton
“After being wined and dined for years — with one of his billionaire patrons buying his mother’s house and fixing it up and putting his grandnephew through a ritzy private academy — Clarence Thomas returned the favor by casting his tie-breaking Citizens United vote, almost fully legalizing billionaires and giant companies bribing politicians. Political bribery is still illegal in Scotland, The Netherlands, and Australia, which is why politicians in those countries could stand up to the fossil fuel industry. America, in fact, is the only country in the developed world that lets the massive, gravitational “dark force” of billionaires’ and giant corporations’ money be used to purchase politicians who put themselves up for sale. And that’s not only why we won’t see a ban on fossil fuel advertising any day soon; it’s why we won’t see a lot of other things that a majority of Americans want, as well.”
Source: dailykos.com
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butchspace

We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like

Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.

take off your glasses if you wear them for 20 seconds

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silverandzlo

Recommended by my optometrist

Look at something 20 feet away, then 10, then 5, then one, then if you can your nose.

Repeat twice, then again without glasses.

Face forward look out of the corner of your eye. As far as you can look. Slowly move to the other corner. Repeat twice.

Look down as far as you can. Slowly look up. Repeat twice.

Roll eyes twice.

Close eyes for five minutes.

I do this every day usually at my halfway point. My migraines went away. My vision go better. Honestly stretching my eyes as she put it feels great too.

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giraffeter

Don’t forget to combat dryness too — add a couple rounds of close, squeeze, unsqueeze, open to your eye exercise routine. Massage gently along the lower lash line if your eyes are feeling dry, and invest in some just plain hydrating eye drops especially if (like me) you’re in front of a computer all day!

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"How could anyone like--" buddy let me stop you right there. This world holds a vast diversity of opinions, tastes, and preferences. Some of them you will find completely incomprehensible. Some of them you will find disgusting. That's okay. You don't have to make sense of it and you don't have to approve of it. Unless you really do want to embark on a project of understanding, you can just say, with me and Danny Lavery, "Life is a rich tapestry."

If you do want to embark on a project of understanding, I recommend phrases like "can you tell me more about what appeals to you in that?" You don't have to mention that it's baffling or revolting to you. No one's going to feel comfortable sharing their thoughts when they already feel judged. If you really want to know, listen and try to understand. Maybe you still can't, or maybe you'll get to a place of "okay I can kind of see where this appeals to other people." Remember that they don't need your approval to keep liking the thing and you don't need their approval to keep extremely not liking it.

Whatever you do, please, please do not make up your own reasons why people like the thing. "People who are into this must be [something that is definitely inferior to me]." Have you asked? Have you actually listened? Then you don't fucking know. And you probably never will, because people won't feel able to openly express themselves around you.

And listen, sometimes your derogatory opinion might have truth in it, but "those people are different from me and I'm the better one" is a mental habit that nobody needs to be nurturing. It's dangerous. I would rather pull up every seedling of it from my heart than risk letting a wrong one take solid root. That doesn't mean I'm going to warmly embrace preferences that are alien, incomprehensible, or disgusting to me. Even understanding takes work, and it's not always worth it. That's why it's so valuable to just go "huh. Isn't human nature fascinatingly diverse" and move on.

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OK I've taken pictures before ironing bc who knows when I'll get round to ironing. Some months ago I fell down a weekend research hole with some antique needlework books and read a Bunch about jacobean embroidery.

And then I drew a rocket. All the stitches are found in actual 16th century embroideries. The flame and tree of life are my own interpretation of designs that were a common motif.

I tried so many different things in this piece, and I can't decide what my favourite part is.

Look what @sweetlyfez is making!!!

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Is anyone else seeing this on the mobile app

Where if you watch a video or whatnot and then return to your dash the bottom menu isn’t there at first and then just slowly sliiiiiiiiiiides into place across the screen?

Like ope sorry I’m late just gonna slide in in there

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People who grew up with phones may wonder what people did to pass the time in bathrooms before they could idly scroll. Once upon a time there were books in bathrooms. There was an entire genre of book designed to be read exclusively while shitting. Always the same books, no matter what bathroom or whose house. They were as follows:

  • An book of unusual facts, titled something like Uncle Al's Craptime Reader; about half of the facts are adjacent to being true
  • At least one book by Dave Barry; in the last era of the bathroom book, replace this with a Dilbert collection
  • Baseball almanacs
  • A slim, ancient volume of uncertain origin, whose title promises "101 FUNNIEST ETHNIC JOKES (updated with the latest Polish jokes for '63)!"
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lew-basnight

Readers Digest was designed to be kept in bathrooms. You got a new one every month with a bunch of shortened articles from other publications, stories that would rightfully be called clickbait today. Plus pages of non-offensive jokes collected by type (Humor in Uniform, Life in These United States, some other ones) And while the editorial staff would never be caught making a scatological joke, the title “Readers Digest” was pretty obvious

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dduane

They paid pretty well, too. One writer of my acquaintance got his highest per-word rate ever ($10 per word!) for the "Quotable Quotes" entry, "Too bad common sense isn't."

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yeahdragon

been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now

There is so much story telling here. A person got this pacific parrotlet named it Bruce which in and of itself is amazing but then this person went here my little bird friend a raspbebe for you to enjoy and Bruce said hell yeah and went cataclysmicly and irreversible ape shit ham on that berry. And that probably happened more than once. So instead of never again allowing this little dinosaur the joy of the succulent flesh of the delectable raspberry they went what can we do for our little baby boy. and then boom they got some kind of cake cover type deal and cut a door into it so that Bruce would Not Be Trapped in a fruit prison (altho truely it is the berries who are trapped in there with Bruce but none the less) and so he may go to his pent house and freak it as crazily as his little bird heart desires.

Anyway i love pets they are each distinct little guys who are carred for by the funniest ape to ever exist bc we love animal so much

I'm in this group and Bruce's human posts eating dome updates when he's done a particularly good job!

And also when he gets up to other mischief

However, THIS is my favorite Bruce photo

Important updates!

GUESS WHO TURNED 16 TODAY!!

Best update of all time just landed

I wasn't wondering but I'm glad they've shown me

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I just…

There’s no other social media webbed site that would collectively make a Danish lizard scientist a big star and their latest fave

Dr. Scherz’ accomplishments are very impressive and I know he’s respected in his field but the way seemingly all of Tumblr is like “that guy, that’s my guy” is so incredibly Tumblr and another reason I’m still here