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catboy saul goodman

@giraffeinachinashop

im a minor 👍 | all and any pronouns thanks
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ppl trying to make some of these ships all cute n domestic dont seem to understand these characters are insane. they would have sex by standing on opposite sides of the room fully clothed playing mind games

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

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I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.

unova really has the best bug types

like you get scolipede (centipede horse) escavalier (bug knight) joltik (cute) and volcarona (angelic sun moth). thats only a few of them like you also get a leafcutter ant girl that has such a kind expression and also theres like a cockroach mech with a laser canon

i remember that people were very critical of the unova games when they first came out due to how they pushed the envelope a bit with the designs compared to the previous gen and because of how its national dex was compromised exclusively of new pokemon to that region but like

look at these bugs theyre great

oh my god youre right…. hes minecraft…

Pokemon Heritage Post

no seriously, tell me where you're from and if you read asterix and obelix as a kid because I thought those comics were universal

there's something so funny about 10 people in a row reblogging this saying they're from India and loved them as a kid, and then one person from India reblogging with a rant about westerners assuming their experiences are universal and "of course i dont know them"