Do you buy all your murder weapons at home depot?

Me: I love having sex I’m a freak I could go all night

A man: get on top

Me:

me talking about my mental illness in front of my therapist: … i ,,, might have? some sadness… somewhere in me… but it’s? not bad… i’m just whiny… i don’t know i just… never sleep and … me in front of complete strangers: move greg i have depression and i want the pasta it’s an emergency

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

The lack of context here is thrilling

They never had a chance

what happened in 1845?

the children were fast but big bird was faster

check out this photo of drake, khaled, an a mysterious drake/khaled hybrid

YES

smh

did oprah really say that ?

yes

I HATE THIS

Why is everyone just out there living my ideal life being crazy and getting abducted by aliens wtf

Pringle of Scotland S/S12 RTW

wheres his credit

pringle of scotland????

Amy Schumer tries to “prank” Kanye West by diving in front of him and pretending to pass out, Kanye reacts by walking away

where is the border between these two photos Kanye looks like he’s walking between parallel worlds

*pats jeans*

Goddamnit, left my dick in my other pants.

i say idk alot but trust me 

i be knowin

There’s something so comforting about being in GameStop

knowing im the best looking and smelling person in there