Yoongi: All of a sudden I had a huge burst of energy, and I thought it was my body's last hurrah before it finally shut down.
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Jungkook: So apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually just severe psychological distress.
Taehyung: What goes up but never comes down?
Yoongi: My stress levels when you're around?
Hobi: *watching Yoongi pour two cans of Monster into his nitro cold brew coffee*
Hobi: Yoongi, what are you doing??
Yoongi *completely monotone*: I’m trying to die Hoseok.
Yoongi: hey, can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhhh seven espresso shots?
Jimin: good grief, just do cocaine
Jungkook: Okay guys, how do I ask Jimin out?
Taehyung: Roses are red, violets are blue, you should know my bed has room for two.
Jungkook: Oh my gosh, no.
Yoongi: Twinkle Twinkle little star, we can do it in my car.
Jungkook: Stop it.
Jin: Row row row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily, I can make you scream.
Namjoon: I fell like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.
yoongi: do you want to know something infuriating?
yoongi: this morning, I woke up again. how rude.
Jin: Namjoon! I have an intelligence kink.
Namjoon *spitting out coffee*: What?!…Oh. S-so you mean you appreciate knowledge? That’s good-
Jin: No, Namjoon. What I’m saying is that I want a smart guy to lecture me about an advanced field of science and make me feel stupid as I gaze into his eyes.
Namjoon:
Jin: Spank me with knowledge.
Jin: Repeat after me. I….
Yoongi: I….
Jin: Will get help for my depression.
Yoongi: Will dye my hair.
Taehyung: Same.
Namjoon: The retirement age needs to be lowered to 25 because I am so ✨T I R E D✨
Jin: I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry.
Jungkook: Not a rivalry, you’re just always mean to me. And not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.
HYYH Taehyung: We're all Michelangelo painting the sistine chapel ceiling
HYYH Namjoon: ... Explain?
HYYH Taehyung: Stressed, broke, gay
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namjoon:
seokjin:
yoongi:
hoseok:
jimin:
taehyung:
jungkook:
don't take this too seriously!
"Instead of calling me a snack, call me a candle bc I'm warm and I smell good and I might burn your house down if you forget about me for too long."
— Jimin, probably
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«“shots, shots, shots!” i chant as i down my fifth cup of espresso in half an hour.»
–min yoongi at some point probably