You seem to have fundamentally misunderstood me, Anon.  Go read all 5,640 posts again.

my favorite thing to say as a reaction to stuff is “dear lord” i say it at least 10 times a day

mine is “oh jeez” . everyone reblog with your variation

Blues clues birthday cakes !

sunshiney characters who adore the mean grumpy character, platonically or romantically, but not DESPITE them being mean as if that isn’t who the other “really” is deep down. they love it. they think the other is the funniest cleverest most delightful person alive

if the sunshiney character doesn’t have to cover their mouth up trying not to laugh at every sharp comment, completely altering how everyone else thinks abt the sunshiney character, then what’s the point

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

why does this have 85K notes

Because it’s the weekend and everyone is on Tumblr and no one is cleaning anything.

“yeah no” is one of the best phrases in contemporary English.

@earlgreytea68 an excellent signal you didn’t grow up in the Midwest, lol

And before anyone thinks this is the only translation, both “yeah no” and “no yeah” can be used as filler (like “umm” or “uh”) that might not indicate any kind of agreement with the statements of other.

“Yeah no for sure” only ever means definitely, but it can be said both sincerely and sarcastically just like definitely. I feel like the sarcastic version is harder to detect than “definitely” but that may just be my experiences with both words. 🤷🏻‍♂️

omg so it’s actually accurate canon! I assumed that Pete Wentz must have said “yeah, no” in an interview somewhere because it was SO universally a piece of dialogue he was given, but now I see it was people being accurate about how Midwesterners speak! Excellent!

half of the replies to this crypto dork talking about the nft crash are just bots replying en masse thinking it’s a project announcement. it’s like a disaster movie set on a futuristic cruise ship and while guests are panicking to get off the sinking ship the robotic servers are rolling around offering hors d’oeurvres like nothing is wrong

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

proof luke skywalker is gay

THAT NO PROOF AND BESIDE HE HAD A WIFE IN THE EU

brexit killed the eu you insensitive fuck

sewing your own clothes fucking sucks and takes 1,000,000,000 hours before you even get to the part where you start attaching pieces together

I love sewing. I also agree 10000% with all of this.

will you come to my house right now and help me prep this fabric because I can feel The Murder Rage settling upon me

he’s the worst man ever invented but of course, his breasts are sublime

everyone who put a real non-fictional human man in the tags is going to prison except for the person who said william shatner

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@deansboobwindow ahahhahadsk

@yunabot​ YELLING

idk why the tags on this specifically are killing me but

babes. babes theyre so fucking dumb

im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

a man shooting a nerf gun at his light switch from the bed, missing every shot, and going to sleep with the lights on

how i look like when he tells me to watch out for my teeth when im sucking on him but he forgot to buy me my pepsi while grocery shopping

the past grabs back

the phrase abortion industry is so funny and insane to me. imagining a conveyer belt of babies in a factory getting hit with a big mallet