college???????? living on my own????????? paying taxes??????

me: if this gets 1 like i’ll do something wild!! me: *likes my own post* me: oh my god why do you guys do me like this 😩😩😩😑😤😲😲💯💯

I will never let myself scroll past a picture of Walt and not reblog it. I feel like I’d be dishonoring him, and he’s just done so much for me that it’s just not right.

Mr. Disney

Bless this man for enriching my childhood.

People who don’t reblog this

DISHONOR

DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY

DISHONOR ON YOU

DISHONOR ON YOUR COW

THE FACT THAT ITS IN COLOR AS WELL OH MY GOD MY HEART

Hello, Mr. Disney.

DISHONOR ON YOUR COW

We all love this man we’ve never even met

he’s my hero

HERE FOR THIS

young.black.educated.confident. i don’t see a thug here. at all.

“I’m better at life than you.”

yessssssss woo

What, y'all thought that Stanford diploma was just a wall decoration? He graduated with a 3.9

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Human Feelings as Drugs

It would be really cool to have a movie about this in a world where the government distributes these to people, and at first glance everything is fine, people with depression and antisocial disorder are being instantly treated and that’s great. But then you realize that there are groups of people abusing these drugs underground, like there will be people on happy all the time, people that use hope to delude themselves, or people that drug other people with love, and that true human emotions have been nearly wiped out. Then at the end it’s discovered that the government is using these drugs to control society and manipulate people into becoming soldiers by taking away their empathy and filling them up with trust for the government. So it ends in an uprising led by a resistance group who lead the people to realize that their humanity has been stripped and doesn’t come in a bottle.

Why aren’t you making movies omg

Two women talking about a tranwoman using women’s restroom.

Lady A: He is in there only to peep on women.

Lady B: Were you there to peep on other women?

Lady A: No.

Lady B: Neither was she.

Lady A: She is a he!

Lady B: Are you a he?

Lady A: No.

Lady B: Neither is she.

Lady A: But he has a penis!

Lady B: Have you seen her penis?

Lady A: Yes!

Lady B: Then I firmly believe you are the one who did the peeping.

#REKT

my favorite part of sleepovers is when its like 4 am and everyone is laying down trying to go to bed and its silent and then someone says something like “ass butter” and we’re so tired that we can’t stop laughing

me as a dentist

kid: you just pulled the wrong tooth out!!

me, the dentist: it was acciDENTAL! Haha, get it?!

*kids mouth is bleeding profusely*

all these bands are having  so much drama and ed sheeran’s just

fffixe.tumblr.com

so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay

but then

that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.

SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW” and APPARENTLY when my dad was outside gardening, he saw it land on the roof of our house. and then it just. flew down. and landed on his head

BUT NOW IT WON’T LEAVE

like the other morning i stepped outside to call my dad in for lunch and the pigeon was just sitting on the front porch watching him work

best friends forever

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I hate when people say “I’m Spanish” like no that’s a language not a nationality

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_people

I spotted Vanny DeVito today

homework homewor homewo homew home hom ho hoe hoe d hoe do hoe don hoe dont hoe dont d hoe dont do hoe dont do i hoe dont do it

when you see drama online:

DO YOU EVER SEE THIS PERSON ONLINE YOU REALLY WANNA TALK TO BUT YOU ARE TOO SHY TO DO IT BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE YOU ARENT ON THEIR LEVEL AND JUS T