@gingerblivet / gingerblivet.tumblr.com
I gotta say, I am loving this reddit defection. The reddit separatists. The influx of reddit migratory birds, bringing biodiversity back to a ruined ecosystem.
I haven't seen Tumblr this lively and rife with good random ass memes since the porn purge of 2018 *smoking cigar
Just kidding
It's more like, haven't seen it this lively since Castiel Supernatural went to turbo hell and the heterosexual car went to heaven.
I missed that Tumblr vibe.
Welcome home.
idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers
Memories by Bouke de Vries
ID: Broken pieces of decorated porcelain, inside a transparent glass vase. End of ID.
Correct. The company is not your friend. You may be friends with your colleagues, with your boss, and that’s fine. The reason I’ve stayed at my company for a long time is the people I get to work with. But the corporate entity is not your friend.
I get tasked with finding savings every goddamn quarter. And we’re not talking staples and printer paper. More quarters than not, I have to work out how to make our revised cost targets. If I’m lucky, we have vacancies we can freeze or shut down. If I’m not, it’s colleagues who need to be made redundant. Because market analysts say that we should have a higher margin to be market competitive. So you get taskings from finance to squeeze out ever single dollar saving you can. And it’s the same at every other company, no matter the happy clappy “we’re so chill” marketing.
Your employer is. Not. Your. Friend.
Know your rights. Unionise.
if a company can make $100 by killing 100 people or $99 by killing no one, 100 people will die
i wish boobs were made of memory foam instead of fat and milk like theyd still be soft but without the jiggle
ok but what if every time someone accidentally elbowed ur boob and then there was indent…
idk„ but u could like shape them„ im just tired of jiggle pain
im gonna shape my boobs into dicks no one is going to stop me i am going to have penis shaped breasts
official boob post
baristas deserve 100 dollars per hour
there's a whole culture of mostly white women whose entire personality is "Don't talk to me before I've had my coffee or ill kill you" and a barista's job is to deal with those people before they've had their coffee
they should invent shorts that fit people who have bodies
if this shit doesn’t win ALL the Oscars!
It’s real it’s real it’s real it’s real it’s not CGI it’s a three-story set and a multi house neighborhood and my God it’s beautiful.
I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.
I’m sorry to hear about your scalp.
Okay I must clear this up more concretely since this has gone far beyond my circle of folks who have the context of Why This Is Actually Funny, because there are thousands of people here who are like ‘kids are so rude, kids are so evil, I hate kids’ when…
1) Kids are little humans and they’re learning and they should be treated as little humans who are learning. Don’t be a dick to kids. Adults who are assholes to kids is such a bad look, and kids remember that shit.
2) This particular child was being SO earnest and ‘except for you’ was said not as an insult but like ‘oh…you’re the last one left 😢’.
I dress like this everyone:
[ID: image of a person wearing a puffy 18th century shirt, waistcoat, and cravat.]
Thank u, goodnight.
So, just wanted to share that early modern pop-up astronomy books were a thing and they are absolutely glorious.
Here's a close-up of the little dragon-serpent guy, because he is especially magnificent.
