Ironically I'm a Daywalker

im in so much physical pain i might died

disgusting evil bastard muscle

the stingray

Sitting on her.

#someone should draw this with zacian and zamamenta or whatever the other one is called

HERE YOU GO BOSS

Lucky!

I love this website

femboy football

they throw him across the field like a javelin

it’s coelacanth saturday, boys

Dashcon 2014.

I deeply admire Harrison Ford's unfailing commitment to taking beloved characters out with him every time he leaves a franchise

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

by talos this can’t be happening

the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature

Here’s the post they’re referring to for context

Oh. Skyrim husband.

putting milk in the freezer: (becomes frozen, like a milk-popsicle)

putting milk in the geezer: "thanks, whippersnapper!" me: "no problem, gramps!"

putting milk in the Weezer: *milk gurgling sounds* SAY IT AIN'T SO

i have a headache can someone please give me an ibuprofen

here you go goldie

thanks

wait a minute

tumblr isn't real

My brother’s allergic to that

why would you tell me your brother's weakness

i’m allergic to penicillin. if this helps

this doesn't help me even somewhat

Our beautiful home

after a long day of doing laundry for the entire neighborhood, i walk into my kitchen and cook an amazing gourmet feast, which i then eat entirely while crouched in the corner set aside for dining. afterwards, i tuck my son into solitary confinement before making the long trek down the master bedroom hallway to bed, where i settle in with my wife who just finished bathing in our second bathroom's indoor swimming pool

fucking xavier renegade angel-ass game lol

guys will try to school you on colors as if THEY were the gatherers

What color is this?

pussy

We need to let adults fight without catching an assault charge...like I'm talking about consensual fighting. Not jumping folks, hiding no weapons none of that. Just going at it in the parking lot

@stsathyre looking kinda dire out here :////

PvP areas

hey why the fuck is the map like that

alternate timeline where america is run by bees

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

Note that the context of this GIF is that Zelda suspects the frog in question is psychoactive and is attempting to convince Link to eat it so that she can observe his reaction and determine whether she’s right.

Whether that makes it less romantic or more is left as an exercise for the reader.

no it's romantic. doing experiments on you is one of the main ways that girls show romance

gende r

I wanna have gendser

give me.your gender

Does it have to be organic or is store-bought gender fine? I also have some illegally acquired gender if you’re okay with that

please , just drop the gender in my enclosure,

i need to feast

You can have my gender if you want, i dont need it

thabj you.

*snatches it and then skidders into my little corner*