dem hips dont lie
more phan doodles X
me n my clique
that fufu lame shit, i aint with it
i’ll send some shots at yo fitted
swag bitch
“you don’t look depressed though”
oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful
having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch
things that will always sound sarcastic
- good for you
- thanks a lot
- yeah right
- nice to know
- wow
- way to go
- totally
- ok buddy
Not if you say ‘man’ at the end
ok buddy man
I might not have thought that last one through
when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing
interests: bad jokes and tall boys

