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Plews downt rwip artwists’ incowm fwom undwer thewm ;w; u,w,u 0,w,0
What’s next? Is Steam gonna ban games? (Original Song: Ötzi vs Elsa - Epic Rap Battle Parodies)
A better, more positive Tumblr
Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open, creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. To borrow from our founder David Karp, we’re proud to have inspired a generation of artists, writers, creators, curators, and crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality.
Over the past several months, and inspired by our storied past, we’ve given serious thought to who we want to be to our community moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation for a better Tumblr. We’ve realized that in order to continue to fulfill our promise and place in culture, especially as it evolves, we must change. Some of that change began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. Today, we’re taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity (with some exceptions).
Let’s first be unequivocal about something that should not be confused with today’s policy change: posting anything that is harmful to minors, including child pornography, is abhorrent and has no place in our community. We’ve always had and always will have a zero tolerance policy for this type of content. To this end, we continuously invest in the enforcement of this policy, including industry-standard machine monitoring, a growing team of human moderators, and user tools that make it easy to report abuse. We also closely partner with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and the Internet Watch Foundation, two invaluable organizations at the forefront of protecting our children from abuse, and through these partnerships we report violations of this policy to law enforcement authorities. We can never prevent all bad actors from attempting to abuse our platform, but we make it our highest priority to keep the community as safe as possible.
So what is changing?
Posts that contain adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr, and we’ve updated our Community Guidelines to reflect this policy change. We recognize Tumblr is also a place to speak freely about topics like art, sex positivity, your relationships, your sexuality, and your personal journey. We want to make sure that we continue to foster this type of diversity of expression in the community, so our new policy strives to strike a balance.
Why are we doing this?
It is our continued, humble aspiration that Tumblr be a safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community. As Tumblr continues to grow and evolve, and our understanding of our impact on our world becomes clearer, we have a responsibility to consider that impact across different age groups, demographics, cultures, and mindsets. We spent considerable time weighing the pros and cons of expression in the community that includes adult content. In doing so, it became clear that without this content we have the opportunity to create a place where more people feel comfortable expressing themselves.
Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content. We will leave it to them and focus our efforts on creating the most welcoming environment possible for our community.
So what’s next?
Starting December 17, 2018, we will begin enforcing this new policy. Community members with content that is no longer permitted on Tumblr will get a heads up from us in advance and steps they can take to appeal or preserve their content outside the community if they so choose. All changes won’t happen overnight as something of this complexity takes time.
Another thing, filtering this type of content versus say, a political protest with nudity or the statue of David, is not simple at scale. We’re relying on automated tools to identify adult content and humans to help train and keep our systems in check. We know there will be mistakes, but we’ve done our best to create and enforce a policy that acknowledges the breadth of expression we see in the community.
Most importantly, we’re going to be as transparent as possible with you about the decisions we’re making and resources available to you, including more detailed information, product enhancements, and more content moderators to interface directly with the community and content.
Like you, we love Tumblr and what it’s come to mean for millions of people around the world. Our actions are out of love and hope for our community. We won’t always get this right, especially in the beginning, but we are determined to make your experience a positive one.
Jeff D’Onofrio CEO
Jeff you’re a dumbass
Nicki Minaj: Anaconda (Official KIDZ BOP Lyrics)
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t eat people because that’s not fun!
This boy named Troy used to live in Detroit
Big babysitting money he was gettin’ some coins
Got in trouble with his mom, but he live in a palace
So when he got sent to his room I showed up lookin stylish
Now that’s real real real
Gum in my purse, so my breath don’t smell
Snuck through the window so his parents couldn’t tell
Cuz if they saw me sneakin’ in they would yell
And that’s not fun stuff
By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain’t missin no meals
My parents told his that I eat really well
So they dropped me off at his house so we could chill
My feelings are so real, yeah this boy’s got appeal
But he said he don’t like dogs so he got a pet snake
I said wow that’s really scary and I ran out the room like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t eat people because that’s not fun!
Oh my gosh, look at that snake
Oh my gosh, look at that snake
Oh my gosh, look at that snake
Look at that snake…Look at that snake!
This dude named Michael had a toy motorcycle
It’s bigger than a tower I ain’t talkin bout Eiffel
And he had an anaconda and a nerf dart rifle
Why do all the boys I like have pet snakes? This is frightful
But it’s all okay
I let him kiss me cuz he sell lemonade
Bought me a salad with that extra romaine
And then his parents let us stay up late
Now that’s some fun stuff
By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain’t missin no meals
My parents told his that I eat really well
So they dropped me off at his house so we could chill
My feelings are so real, yeah this boy’s got appeal
But he said he don’t like dogs so he got a pet snake
I said wow that’s really scary and I ran out the room like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t eat people because that’s not fun!
Oh my gosh, look at that snake
Oh my gosh, look at that snake
Oh my gosh, look at that snake
Look at that snake…Look at that snake!
Whoever wrote this song doesn’t know what vore is
When bitch fartman says introverts are selfish because they make everyone else uncomfortable and that suicide and depression in kids is caused by ungodly media.
Such outdated beliefs
Based off an idea in a Discord server I’m in.
2017: hate him for writing disappointing Danny Phantom series finale
Y U P
He claims to have invented people’s childhoods, but all he did was make two good cartoons and a decent cartoon.
So we just gonna ignore the fact there is a vore plant in Funkiki Island that gives you money before eating you?
The first episode of a shitpost audio series of my impression of Mayor Sayso from the game “U.B. Funkeys”. An idea from my friend Don on Discord. Let’s see how far this goes.