day 78
Terezi: WHO DO YOU W4NT TO K1LL F1RST?
John: I'm not killing anybody!
Terezi, pointing at a picture of Bro: THIS ONE. THIS GUY LOOKS EXTREMELY PUNCHABLE.
John: You're right. he is actually extremely punchable
silly au idea where damara tells everyone theyre just friends while they keep doing even more excruciatingly intimate and gross pda stuff and no one can tell if she’s joking or just deeply in denial. meanwhile porrim is just like entirely uncaring and too amused to comment on the situation. i think it’s funny
Rose: 6% of Americans think they could fight in hand to paw combat with a brown bear. Considering they can keep up with horses, weigh 600lbs on average, and have razor sharp teeth, I think 6/100 people in the US might be in trouble
Jake: I could almost certainly win a sanctioned boxing match against any wild bear. Not to brag, but I would probably win the fight in less than a minute. As soon as the bell was rung, I would be immediately mauled. But biting is a foul in boxing. The bear would be disqualified for committing an intentional foul that caused injury, and I would be awarded the win. Presumably posthumously.
Some kind of dog.
I wish I had more to say on this but i'm kinda blanking on funny post descriptions at the moment, so take this, I hope everyone reading this has been having a pleasant day!
I think the funniest thing to happen every sunday now is that we just collectively pretend there's a new episode of G-Witch
i'm not really a hater so much as a disliker. occasionally the fires of hate burn within me but mostly i just encounter things and go hm. don't like that.
"I don't like that" - the disliker
Sometimes they eat sand dollars : )
Sharks have 10-20 times the bite force of a human.
A sand dollar test has roughly twelve times the crushing strength of a Pringle. QED, a shark may indeed experience the crispness of a Pringle.