Sarahh

God if you're real give me a sign

Idk what you're trying to say God but thank you

cock legends

[ID: A small kitten sitting on the floor with the caption: He doesn't even know basic math. end ID]

sivi met his granddaughter tonight

he did not like it

not a single happy camper in this image

— Alexandra Adornetto

— Cecelia Ahern, Where Rainbows End / Love, Rosie

since the tender age of 11 i have been so Scared due to everything being so Scary

i was not built for college but unfortunately i was also not built for anything else

what are your twenties if not an endless string of the ghosts of who you thought you would become

local woman relieved and embarrassed to report that the task she had been postponing for two months ended up taking a grand total of 4 minutes to complete

i zoned out a few years ago and never zoned back in

people who think kids are stupid have clearly never once had to attempt to get through explaining a set of safety rules and expectations to a group of them. lawyers wish they had the falcon's eye for loopholes, technicalities, and potential exceptions that the average 3rd grader possesses.

supporting women in all fields is so important. we have to change this. we have to do something.

We’ve had five babies born this shift (they play a lullaby over the intercom so we’re kept apprised) and one nurse was like “we are being overrun by new virgos” with what sounded like genuine disgust. I think she was joking but I prefer to think she isn’t because that’s funnier.

harry styles? like from icarly? you know he’s not real right

literally every day i say to myself “wow i’m having a really bad one today” like girl i think this is just your life.

can't believe i have to exist under these conditions (no forehead kisses)

forgot to tip the lobotomizer i feel like such a idiot

The Meeting in a Dream, Jorge Luis Borges

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instead of a brain there is a mini haunted house in my head