buses are like huge docile animals to me. so sweet and gentle and kind. what a creature.
look at her.
a flock…..
placing my hand tenderly in between a busses headlights and leaving my face in to press my forehead onto the windshield.
It's because going by eye placement, busses are large, gentle herbivores
Pathetic
Republicans can not accept their defeat[s], their mediocrity, nor their systemic underachieving. Their bigotry and lies are being taken away by justice, by their own testimony 'under oath'.
i found a bed-frame that looks like something out of star trek the next generation
advertised as having Storages/Massage/Password Strong Box
absurd piece of furniture
interior design equivalent of megafauna
Ridiculous, absurd, I absolutely must have one
I desperately desire this.
Have you encountered a guy who suggested that you monetize your unique knowledge of types of guy?
yeah there seem to be a few proposed pathways for this. The more trad routes seem to be to become a Wife or a Prodomme, which appear to both be forms of amateur therapeutic labor that can be very lucrative but involve loss of autonomy and sublimating your own desires to match someone else’s. The modern route is supposedly to join or found a Startup and the chill burn out, take it easy suggestion is to become a Bloomberg Helpdesk employee. I actually think this sounds like a really fun job. The frustrated business boys call and vent about their day and you cheer them up by cracking little jokes about the Federal Reserve.
Older computers were more intimate. You could hold your hand against their CRT screen and feel this faint static on your skin. That was them holding your hand. Give him a kiss when he was really clicking and chunkin to let him know he can take his time. Girlfriend Computer was burning pirated CDs for you so you didn't have to spend money. Real anarchy kinda gal
whats that one about the commons and the goose
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The law locks up the man or woman Who steals the goose off the common But leaves the greater villain loose Who steals the common from the goose.
The law demands that we atone When we take things we do not own But leaves the lords and ladies fine Who takes things that are yours and mine.
The poor and wretched don’t escape If they conspire the law to break; This must be so but they endure Those who conspire to make the law.
The law locks up the man or woman Who steals the goose from off the common And geese will still a common lack Till they go and steal it back.
Middle-aged magical girl.
She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.
My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I've been Earth's one and only... Wonder-Sparkle Princess.
she's been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren't giving it their all. Half of them are in a groupchat they've added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don't interfere with each other, or more importantly, with *her* Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he's dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can't save you if you interrupt her rare vacations
Demon Queen Eluria: Gonna fill the city people's hearts with hatred on thursday to cause mayhem and discord.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Can't, got a PTA meeting.
Demon Queen Eluria: Friday?
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: A birthday party.
Demon Queen Eluria: Damn. How about I fill just the mayor's heart with hatred then?
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: That'd be redundant, lol. Maybe fill his heart with a desire to fix the fucking potholes?!
Demon Queen Eluria: LMFAO love you, bitch. Stay strong.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: You too, gurl. How's the husband? Still dead?
Demon Queen Eluria: Yep. Thanks for that, btw.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Don't mess with my time off :p
Why are people tagging this '#wonder sparkle princess' like that's a thing and not a name I made up exclusively for this post?
Congratulations on inventing a new tumblr deity!!
my favorite meme of jesus is the edit of kramskoi's "christ in the desert" where he is smoking a cig. yeah. that's a good one.
live jesus reaction to me being a fucking idiot every day
I love the people in the notes going 'uhm actually he was German' because it's made fairly clear by other points in the post that it's not referring to Marx (Marx didn't write about monopoly-capitalism forming into imperialism, and Marx wrote closer to 200 years ago than 100) to the point that, in as much of a Gotcha as it is, it implies they themselves've never read Marx, let alone Lenin.
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STAR TREK MATTE PAINTINGS APPRECIATION THE ORIGINAL SERIES — painted by Albert Whitlock
Starbase 11 — “The Menagerie” Delta Vega — “Where No Man Has Gone Before” Rigel VII — “The Cage” Janus VI — “The Devil in the Dark” Eminiar VII — “A Taste of Armageddon” Starbase 11 — “Court Martial”
Folks, if you still have a Twitter account, go check whether location sharing was turned on without your consent.
do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button
