Idle introducing themselves in English on their first ASC appearance!
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Had the vault suit and the wedding rings gathering dust in a storage box in Sanctuary for quite a while, It’s been around two ingame years so I thought some closure would be neccescary
do girls really mature faster? or do we just excuse boys’ immaturity longer?
Willow - Fallout 3
todd howard nods sagely as he leads you on a walking tour of the psyche of the man who murdered your spouse and stole your son. “sometimes people do bad things because they are hurt or scared,” he says, laying a fatherly hand on your shoulder. you watch helplessly as the fifth consecutive wife is murdered to motivate a male character.
like, i don’t want the minimize how gross and dumb killing carla boone was as a tool for introducing and extending boone’s sadsack personality when his terrible service-related ptsd was a far more compelling motivator
but holy shit, thinking back to a time when there was only one dead wife is like an idyllic paradise compared to fo4’s log pile stack of dead wives and girlfriends
Tumblr is so awful. You have all these people making up obviously fake stories for attention and no one pays any mind to the real heroes, like me, who beat up a volcano.
At age 23, Tina Fey was working at a YMCA. At age 23, Oprah was fired from her first reporting job. At age 24, Stephen King was working as a janitor and living in a trailer.
At age 27, Vincent Van Gogh failed as a missionary and decided to go to art school. At age 28, J.K. Rowling was a suicidal single parent living on welfare.
At age 28, Wayne Coyne ( from The Flaming Lips) was a fry cook. At age 30, Harrison Ford was a carpenter. At age 30, Martha Stewart was a stockbroker. At age 37, Ang Lee was a stay-at-home-dad working odd jobs. Julia Child released her first cookbook at age 39, and got her own cooking show at age 51. Vera Wang failed to make the Olympic figure skating team, didn’t get the Editor-in-Chief position at Vogue, and designed her first dress at age 40. Stan Lee didn’t release his first big comic book until he was 40. Alan Rickman gave up his graphic design career to pursue acting at age 42. Samuel L. Jackson didn’t get his first movie role until he was 46.
Morgan Freeman landed his first movie role at age 52. Kathryn Bigelow only reached international success when she made The Hurt Locker at age 57. Grandma Moses didn’t begin her painting career until age 76. Louise Bourgeois didn’t become a famous artist until she was 78. Whatever your dream is, it is not too late to achieve it. You aren’t a failure because you haven’t found fame and fortune by the age of 21. Hell, it’s okay if you don’t even know what your dream is yet. Even if you’re flipping burgers, waiting tables or answering phones today, you never know where you’ll end up tomorrow. Never tell yourself you’re too old to make it.
Never tell yourself you missed your chance.
Never tell yourself that you aren’t good enough.
You can do it. Whatever it is.



