if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything
i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing.
sorry i wasnt talking to you i think
fuck yes 42069 babeyyyyy
Are you by chance dyslexic?
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Im-
I would simply quit my job
I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants.
THIS.
Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough
Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.
educational and salty. i like it.
i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent
Absolutely Devastated to discover that attempting to Remove The Textures will cause new, much more Textured Textures To Appear
Surely if I remove this new Texture, however, it will be gone forever.
By Talos, this can’t be happening.
Carsten Höller’s ‘Upside Down Mushroom Room’ from 2000 in the Fondazione Prada, Milan
Regular mushroom room
Mushrooms touring the Man On Cieling exhibit, 2019
liking a character for what they have the potential to be even though in canon they’re a lot less faceted that what you want to envision in your head
This is supposed to be a joke, but this was an actual controversy when the queen was introduced into chess:
15th century gamergate: ‘tis about moral unrighteousness in the folios printed about games on Master Gutenberg’s new movable type press.
this is really just my favorite tiktok
there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now
how dare you hide this in the notes
why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on
every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me
i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass
apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in
BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE
the other day i started writing an office romance but i quickly remembered that i have no idea what working in an office is like
as opposed to your vast personal expertise in romance?
Don’t worry, we don’t have Elon Musk here…
But hipsters beware, you’re in for a scare!
This isn’t Twitter. This isn’t your average every day site. This is Tumblr. We’re crazy. We’re weird. We don’t fit in. We’re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what “normal” was. So if you’re expecting a normal website…
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing to myself trying not to fall off the toilet
Twitter threads are incomprehensible and dense and while they insist you can be "ratioed," you technically never win a Twitter argument.
On Tumblr you can win so decisively, you force that blog to deactivate and then that post will drag around that user's dead fucking body for all of time.
Every time you see it, it's a victory lap around a coffin that we'll never bury. It's astounding.
Remember.
TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk.
There’s apparently a short one-shot manga called “I’m the Main Character of a Harem Manga, but I’m Gay So Every Day Is Hell for Me” that parodies the harem genre and tbh I’m gonna read it for the title alone.
The title feels like something I’d see in a text post online and I think that’s beautiful.
THIS IS BARELY THE SECOND PAGE AND IM DYING
