If you think you're a boy read all the letters in this post that are blue in color. If you think you're a girl read all the letters in this post that are pink in color. If you're nonbinary read all the letters in this post that are orange in color.
It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.
IT'S REAL
AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND
ITS REAL
Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg
IN CONCEPTION BAY
Yesterday’s t-shirt of the day award goes to the woman in a burgundy t-shirt, lettered in the style of a state college name, but the name of the school was “Fugue State.”
this is from a "manipulation advice" video and it's just so fucking funny to me. why didn't I think of responding to insults like this
Item: Greater Cargo Shorts
guy on his first day on the job at the clothes factory: "uh, jorts? uhhhhh yeah i know what those are, i'll make a pair right away boss"
Rob Zombie making brownies
EGGS milk and flour BAKE for half an hour and FROST with the back of my SPATULA
The warriors better win tonight or that'll be the last straw in my miserable life
-Second century warlord type post
smoking that shit that makes you say hitherto and unbeknownst
this would destroy me
this is how social anxiety feels like u go into a grocery store and theres a wrestler pointing at you
hey light would you like to smoke this blunt with me?
clearly kira would want to keep his mind clear so he can stay one step ahead of me if light refuses to hit this fat blunt it will prove that he is kira
of course i will l

a killer would never let his guard down like this i’ll just blow the smoke out without inhaling it so it looks like i’m smoking and prove that i am not kira
i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me
kind eyes of angels














