if u don't like furry girls GROW THE HELL UP—[Post cancelled] HUH WHUH
still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing
a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all
meetcute idea: your packer slides down your pant leg and falls out and you’re mortified as hell but a guy picks it up and puts it in his pants instead and runs away reallyfast so you have to chase after him and get ur oenis back
Designed a mlp alicorn princess by colour picking this picture
first day on 1,000,000,000,000mg lexapro should i expect side effects?
yayyyy :3
apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 10/16/2015 5:17:48 PM.
the ten commandments
- thog don't caare
- if it sucks hit da bricks
- play the cards i'm given
- pobody's nerfect
- this mess is a place
- fuck it we ball
- it's so over
- we're so back
- what if the world was made of pudding
- there is good in every day
Alfred Molina as Doctor Otto Octavius aka Doc Ock (Spider-man 2, 2004)
"Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seat belts."
me to my grandma's dog i trained to assassinate the supreme court justices with a high powered sniper rifle
This video is the only thing that makes me feel patriotic anymore
the feelings of patriotism are directed at this video not america. this video is my country. this video is my flag
back at the very beginning of 2022 because dec 30 2021 thru 14 days after that i was stuck in my room and for the first week or so i was deeply feverish and delirious & people kept sending the uncropped version of this picture to me BCOS i love funny hats and it lead to me feverishly going on a custom hat website and buying a black and red trucker hat that says fag enabler on it that i promptly forgot about and it came 6 months later to my shock
heres astolfo, the hat, and some dog hair
I have a new love and his name is Oswald Ozymandias
