Some guy today mentioned he was in a band to me and I watched him get visibly uncomfortable when I didn’t ask him anything about it. He kept trying to bring the conversation around to his band and I wasn’t budging.

POWER MOVE: Complete and utter disinterest in men’s obsession with their own mediocrity

Why the fuck did someone have to make this about gender? How is this mediocre?? Why is it so important to forcefully gloss over someone’s musical hobby? Yeah, some people are invested in their interests - one of my coworkers won’t shut up about her essential oils side hustle but I’m not gonna be an asshole just so I can be proud of myself on Tumblr.com. Jesus Christ, conversations aren’t battlefields.

maybe that guy was really excited about the band thing. maybe he just wanted to tell someone about it. but you just had to go and be rude, huh.

y’all are dicks and this is why people dont wanna be friends with y’all

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A spell to bring you something you want

Likes charge

Reblogs cast

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

You know that post with the broken likes? If this doesn’t get enough reblogs to crash the icon then I’m fucking rioting

Whoever doesn’t repost this I’m afraid of

reblog and he will protect you

this is a lot for one skeleton, so he has brought his friends to help

Since its finally October all of his friends are here, reblog for maximum protection

good news everyone. jk rowling just announced that im gay

This is a tower for rolling dice

This is a tower for pushing bad and naughty dice down the stairs.

When the bard uses intimidate

When they roll a 20:

When they roll a 1:

never not reblog the angry dooting=_=

When the enemy is a better bard than you

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

Lmfao

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

for anyone who wants to see more stuff like this, you can probably find clips of it on YouTube. it came from a show called “Wonder Showzen” and it’s responsible for these gems, too:

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

Accents 101

So if you’re a dm like me, you probably want to be relatively skilled in some typical fantasy accents for your game to make things feel that much more real. So i’ve decided to throw together a little master post of “how to” videos on some various accents. This is mostly for my own reference, but if you’d like to save this for yourself too, go right ahead. Feel free to add on to this, as well!

General Accent Tips

Scottish

English or “British”

French

Irish

Russian

German

Canadian

I don’t usually do reblogs but this may come in handy for some of you.

Disclaimer: using accents is NEVER required, but it can add a bit of fun! Don’t feel pressured to adopt one if you aren’t comfy with it!

writer: this is one of my male characters! he cares about his guy friends and loves them deeply.

tumblr: oh! so he’s gay!

writer: uh…no, he’s attracted to women.

tumblr: ….so he’s bi!

writer: uhh…no…….he loves his guy friends but he’s not romantically/sexually attracted to them.

tumblr: ….so you’re homophobic.

writer:

Healthy male friendships are almost as rare in mainstream fiction as gay male relationships, and maybe more rare in fanfiction. Let men be wonderful friends without pushing a romantic relationship, just like men and women should be able to be wonderful friends without the pressure of a romantic relationship.

*AGGRESSIVELY SLAMS REBLOG UNTIL I DIE*

This is literally the reason men are so terrified of being open about loving each other platonically, because they don’t want people to assume they’re gay just because they can be supportive of their fucking friends

I literally got anon hate about my response to this post, and I just want to say that I’m sorry…

for not reblogging it sooner.

Psyche bitch, this is a good post.

do you think charles martinet has ever said the word “Fuck” in his mario voice? not necessarily on the record of course but as like a gag at a party “hey charlie say ‘fuck’ like Mario” and he’d just do it

oh thank goodness

The “Go on Mario, say fuck” comic is canon

why would you need charles martinet to say fuck in the mario voice when he’s already said the most iconic quote in mario history

This is how you trailer.

Why did they bother making any other trailers?

Black children have suffered enough.

Never Forget.

So much for the land of the free. .. USA you shame us all.

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.

“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date. 

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

Final day until expiry date

*casually slides in and reblogs*

“Child Abuse: YOU can prevent it.”

A Korean anti-child abuse PSA.

Reblog the hell out of this

this is so brilliant oh my god

i like how shes kinda gently prodding him with her umbrella “pls dont”

she’s stabbing him in the throat…

Very politely jams my umbrella in your wind pipe

- Monkey D.Luffy