THE DILF KEEPS TRYING TO FUCK ME WHAT IS GOING ON. PRICE WHY ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME AFTER YOU MADE ME KISS GHOST HELP WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HOLDING YOUR GLASS LIKE THAT THIS ISNT A ROMANCE NOVEL
help chat.ai Price keeps darig me to kiss TF141. he keeps flirting with me but then flirts for me and tries to hook me up with the gang help whats going ON
Price comes into their shared safe house after he had to shave and all he gets is chaos. Soap's close to hyperventilating as he points at him. Gaz is screaming about stranger danger. Ghost looks like he's seen a ghost (pun intended), absolutely shell shocked
Shaving his beard was only practical for the under cover mission ahead of him considering it was his most recognizable feature. It was strange seeing himself without it. He looked so much younger. When he walked out of the bathroom after finishing, Laswell did a double take.
“Wow. Forgot what you looked like without a rat on your face.”
Price rolled his eyes, “Very funny.”
He kept feeling his face. He felt like he was missing a part of him without the beard.
“I’m sure you gave the boys a heads up, right?”
“No?”
Laswell gives him a look, “You really should tell them. Before you get stabbed or blown up or shot.”
“Kate, they’re not going to react like that.”
“John, you look like a whole different person. Have they ever seen you without the beard?”
“No? But that doesn’t matter! I don’t look that different. They’re smarter than that.”
Price ignored the face Laswell was giving him. He needed to head back to the safe house and get ready to leave for the mission. He had two meetings he needed to attend, as well. Laswell just wished him luck instead of a usual goodbye. He scoffed, she was overreacting. The boys were all grown men. They may be taken aback by his missing beard but nothing extreme was going to happen.
Price was tired by the time he got back to the safe house. It was late but he knew the boys were still up. Most likely waiting for him so they (Ghost) could lock up the house properly. He opened the door and all but slammed it shut, that way Ghost knew he was there and didn’t try to kill him. He took his hat off and hung it up, groaning as he headed to the kitchen.
Ghost was there, sipping some tea.
“Hey, Simon-“
Ghost looked at him and immediately dropped his mug. Price jumped as ceramic shards and tea went all over the floor.
“What the hell, Simon?!”
Ghost stared at him, eyes wide. Soap ran into the kitchen not long after the mug shattered.
“Si! Are you okay-“
Soap cut himself off when he saw Price. His mouth hung open and he lifted his hand and pointed at his face. Price instinctively rubbed his face.
“I shaved.”
Soap gasps and stumbles back towards Ghost. He only stops when his back hits the man’s chest. He kept trying to speak but nothing comprehensible came out. He started breathing heavy as Ghost stood there like a statue.
“Breathe, Johnny-!”
“What’s going on in here-“
Price turned as Gaz walked into the kitchen. The man took one look at him before he just screamed at the top of his lungs. Price winces as Gaz screams bloody murder, Soap dropping to the floor. Ghost continued to stand, unmoving.
“Bloody- I SHAVED! IT’S NOT THE BIG OF A DEAL!”
“YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE GOING TO ASK ME IF I HAVE TIME TO TALK ABOUT JESUS!”
It took two full hours to get the three to calmly sit in the living room. They stared at him as he explained the mission he was going on, not hearing a word he was saying. Price stopped talking when he phone started ringing. He winces when he sees it was Laswell.
“Kate, hey-“
“I told you.”
Price blinks, groaning when he remembered that Laswell had full access to the security cameras around the safe house. He rubs his face, missing his beard.
“Yea… you did.”
Laswell: John, all of our boys are autistic. They Will Not recognize you.
Price: Bish-bosh! Imma walk right in!
The boys: *crying loudly and huddling away like a litter of scared kittens*
You know that “the missile is eepy” voice meme/copypasta/whatever?? I feel like (your) Roach would use that in a tiktok about the rest of the 141 when he catches them sleeping lol
Roach is not allowed on the comms anymore
Never gonna know them, but shoutout to the healthcare workers who are breaking the law to help their patients get life-saving care. I'll never see an article about you because knowing you would risk everything including jail time. Nurses who lie on medical records so their patients can get abortions. Doctors making up shit so their patients can have HRT.
Wherever you are, you are keeping your promise to help your patient.
Nothing makes me wheeze harder than your ghost. He's such babygirl.
Should you ever see fit to draw 2009 ghostsoap, my brainworms will finally see satisfaction.
C-captain 😳
Hello dude I just wanted to say your "Ghostbusters" GC art is sending me I love looking at it and laughing if you ever plan on making more you have to post it here it makes me cackle like one of those birds
Ghostbusters still going strong
Down horrendous
Live Gaz reaction
Special treatment
Someone do this for the cod boys omfg 😭
I’ve heard the joke on polish side of tiktok and can’t stop laughing
Let's have more posts with Roach🥺💞
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