i wish i could explain what possessed me to make this but i have no idea
These better be in the movie.
I’m in love with them
FUCK I FORGOT TO TAKE A PICTURE BEFORE WE LEFT
but I’ve been on vacation and my hotel room number was 303
I thought this was like… about a job interview and I was like “who tf brings a lawyer to a job interview”
Bruce: So? What are they doing now?
Clark: They’re sitting on the bench and eating ice cream.
Bruce: How close?
Clark: [squints] Umm, pretty close.
Bruce: How. Close.
Clark: [sighs exasperatedly] There’s a 12 inch gap between them. Bruce, did you call me here to the Batcave to spy on Cass and her date?
Bruce: Cass told me not to follow her, tag her with any recording devices or spy on her using drones or hidden cameras. I haven’t done any of that.
Clark: So I’m your tiny little loophole.
Bruce: Trust me, there’s nothing tiny or little about you, Clark. Now, what flavor are their ice-creams?
I've rewatched the show several dozen times, and still find new stuff I never noticed before. The study group's shirts make a rainbow in order from Britta all the way around the table to Annie!
More importantly Jeff isn’t included in the rainbow because SYMBOLISM YOU FUCKS
the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that
Literally- I could know the plan for the day and still need somebody (probably my mom) to walk me through every part of it
I COULD DRIVE A CAR IF I WANTED TO?? How dare my brain make a baby
Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe
How high was I last night?
How much lamb stew did I want to make??
1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????
1 tsp of salt and 540 cups of red wine
oof! ouch! hang on there's something stuck in my shoe *I remove my shoe and turn it over and a small wooden structure tumbles out* well fuck. looks like someone built a little birdhouse in my sole
thinking about how i could randomly say “this is JUST like that episode of community where-” (as i usually do) and then follow with something completely outlandish that absolutely never happened in canon and my friends and family would be none the wiser. no one questions my expansive knowledge of my special interest anymore, why am i not using this power for evil
i love these notes and unused dialogue bits so much (from the original pilot script)
I have an iphone 1 with doodle jump on it I am looking to trade it for real meth please
Never before have I wanted meth so badly
YIPPEEEEEE
everyone say thanks to the four bears that gave you autism today
Ik my family follows me on here but
Count cuntula
im letting the days go by and i dont even have a beautiful house or a beautiful wife
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your cat looks like he smells like cigarettes