shoutout to the nightbloggers all my homies love nightbloggers

Unmute !

Thought process of announcers: why don’t we get another ball…?

OR MayBE WE SHOULD GET A CHEERLEADER! THEY’RE USED TO GOING UP HIGH

OH LOOK, THE CHEERLEADER HAS DONE IT

Super Antics by Kerry Callen (link to FB):

This is about 2008

actually they invented depression one year later for the emo movement

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

RENAISSANCE

A rock has more self-awareness.

#I just want to point out that looms in the 18th century were massive#people didn’t really weave at home at this point#so these were huge and semi complex machines about the size of a mini cooper#and I just love the idea of ‘get out your 18th century loom’ like it fits in a craft drawer somewhere

this was pretty much the joke, yes - was talkin w/my mom about those tutorial videos that go "this is an easy DIY thing, super cheap!" then suddenly the next shot is of them using expensive tools most people do not already own

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

onions & garlic are hot sexual lesbian girlfriends

Finally someone else gets it

the tumblr app continuing to produce high quality shitposts of its own accord

What the fuck? You mean I have to walk an entire mile in this idiot who I hate’s shoes? This sucks

nevermind this rocks

hey ladies did you know that the only thing you can control is your own reaction.

okay alright. okay alright . okay alright alright okay.

It's good and cool to give your characters a single simple, straightforward, non-urgent, super-achievable goal that shouldn't really cost anything or hurt anyone, make that the driving factor for most of their decisions, and then have the Plot do everything in its power to stop them.

Goals include but are not limited to:

"wanting people out of your house who shouldn't be there" is my favorite because that was literally Shrek's main goal

It's also Tom's main goal in almost any Tom and Jerry cartoon that takes place inside a house.

reblog for noises

audio is unusual meows

He is performing a passionate soliloquy about treats

By Czeck writer Karel Čapek, inventor of the term ‘robot’ as well!

This is one of my husband’s favorite short stories. He quotes it from memory. I’m pretty sure he can recite the entire thing from memory.

This is a tremendously impactful short story and every time I see it, it serves as an excellent reboot button for my state of mind.

I feel like people don't understand what fetishization really means & it has a lot of well intentioned lefty types like afraid of being attracted to people

Like you're allowed to be attracted to marginalized people lol ... you're allowed actively think certain traits they have are beautiful. You can even think they're hot. This isn't inherently objectifying. As long as you're treating them like people it's fine. You don't have to like, pretend you don't know what somebody looks like lest your attraction be Problematic

Remember: sexual attraction in itself is morally neutral. And my crazy take is that if you're respectful about it it's actually cool and good to find beauty in different kinds of people & being horny about it doesn't negate that. Peace and love on planet earth

sadly the only copy of s10 of thg i found is in the spanish dub but the only thing theyre saying is i love you and i know thats not right so can someone hook me up with their panem plus pleasee