Truly such a beautiful day for their majesties the new king and queen may there rule be long and prospero- BLIMEY! ITS PRINCESS DIANA AND SHES GOT A STEEL CHAIR
hate when folk call the Sun “our nearest star” no you dweebs that’s OUR STAR! After everything she's done for you and you want to compare her to some lightyears away ass nobody called some shit like Guncho 785B? We're not spinning eternally around any old ball, we’re three deep in the window on board the Sol Train and she did NOT provide the catering, the itinerary and all the fuel to share credit with some two-bit Proxima Centauri hack. point to these nuts in a constellation while you're at it. i love the sun
Jesper 🤝 Matthias 🤝 Kaz: thinking Inej deserves better than Kaz
Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day
you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it
hold on lemme google something
ok yeah this is funny
Happy Easter
ROUND 1: ISTANBUL (constantinople) VS CONSTANTINOPLE (istanbul)
“joe hasn’t gone to an eras tour show so that means he and taylor have broken up” girl he can’t afford a ticket !!!!!
The Barbie movie is going to be a pop culture phenomenon. We already knew this. But having watched the trailer and looked at the full, absolutely stacked cast (Helen Mirren is the narrator, Issa Rae, Ncuti Gatwa, Michael Cera, Simu Liu, Will Ferrell's poster says, "Please call me mother"???), this movie is going to change everything.
Not to, like, pit the girlies against each other, but if I was Christopher Nolan, I'd move my release date.
I don't care if the Crows spin-off is just the six of them acting it out in Freddy's living room while Freddy's wife films it on a phone, I'm willing to pay real money for the footage.
The Ice Court heist is just them getting Callahan out of the fridge
Ken's purpose was to be Barbie's trophy husband. He barely had any good clothes or shoes to wear.











