GLaDOS is literally the funniest character ever. Her arc culminates in her saying "I hate you so much it's not even worth the trouble of killing you, so just fucking LEAVE. And on your way out here's a full choir to sing 'Goodbye My Darling,' an Aria I wrote in Italian about how I love you and want you to be safe, which mentions you by name. Don't read into it. Get the fuck out. And here, something to remember me by: a box with a heart on it. Leave." to a woman who has literally never responded to anything she's ever said
truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you
Valve really went "Alright so here's an incredible game that'll change gaming history forever. Here's a sequel to that game that'll be even more incredible and iconic that people will love and play for years to come. And if you want a third one well brother you can just die"
It’s called “environmental amnesia” and it’s an actual issue environmentalists discuss how to combat. The climate crisis makes it more widespread but it’s been something that’s happening for generations. The story of The Lorax describes it beautifully. The idea that what you remember is what you consider normal, but if the changes happen slowly over generations, you don’t see how large they are because you don’t personally remember them being very different, even if you were told stories about it.
I am pro-strike I am pro-union I am pro-workers-getting-their-due I want to be inconvenienced A THOUSAND TIMES if it means people earn enough money
Broadway theatres ✅ empty
Media content ✅ running low
Packages ✅ late
Awards shows ✅ canceled
Red carpets ✅ nonexistent
Travel plans ✅ delayed
Human rights ✅ more important
I am pro-strike I am pro-union I am pro-workers-getting-their-due I want to be inconvenienced A THOUSAND TIMES if it means people earn enough money
Broadway theatres ✅ empty
Media content ✅ running low
Packages ✅ late
Awards shows ✅ canceled
Red carpets ✅ nonexistent
Travel plans ✅ delayed
Human rights ✅ more important
I am pro-strike I am pro-union I am pro-workers-getting-their-due I want to be inconvenienced A THOUSAND TIMES if it means people earn enough money
Broadway theatres ✅ empty
Media content ✅ running low
Packages ✅ late
Awards shows ✅ canceled
Red carpets ✅ nonexistent
Travel plans ✅ delayed
Human rights ✅ more important
I do enjoy the comedy of welcoming redditors to the platform with open arms like shhh you'll be safe here and then our house immediately bursts into flames behind us
Shaved my head today
@staff @wip @engineering stop recommending me this post
“based on your likes”
i’ve literally hit “NOT FOR ME” 6 times and you keep showing me BALD
STOP
look at my head boy
the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that
Thanks for hanging out with me! Was I cool? did you like me? What do you think of me in detail? Do you hate me?
Idk why staff thinks they can make huge and unnecessary changes to their layout and their highly autistic userbase is just gonna be okay with that
They're going to run out of movies, let's trick them into releasing morbius a third time
it’s funny to me how the logic behind tumblr’s new layout changes are to coddle potential new users, to make them feel more comfortable by giving them a layout that’s more familiar to navigate
…..by making the CURRENT users feel LESS comfortable by giving them a layout that’s LESS familiar to navigate.
they’re prioritizing a hypothetical scenario over their established, existing userbase, some of which (like me) who have been here for 10+ years











