im cool man possibly beyond repair

I just don't get the appeal of streams

north atlantic fish watching salmon swim off to get eaten by bears

you absolutely cannot say shit on this website

moderator clarifying the rules of the coprophobia support forum

god fucking damn it

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I think I'm going to become a teeth monster and bite everybody to death

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i know i’m biased because i’m 12 at heart and i think everything he does is funny but my little brother put together a last-minute “time traveler” costume for halloween which comprised solely of this homemade WW3 draft card and i think every single aspect of it is absolutely fucking hilarious

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

The Evening World, New York, March 16, 1908

And then there was the day a little black cat showed up while I was out taking pictures.

incredible photo, like a memory

who is this and why did he hurt me

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????

His name is Medhat Mamdouh, he’s a 22-year-old hip hop and dubstep recorder player from Cairo.  He’s been teaching himself this style since he was 14.  This article links to his social media sites.  He’s on Facebook and YouTube and Soundcloud.

wake up babe they invented a new way to play recorder

It's always interesting how trans people see their transition. Some people are like "I was a boy now I'm a girl" and some are like "I was always a girl" and every once in a while you get a fun one like "I used to be a boy but the girl won"

I thought about it. It’s 91.

Been playing this browser card game on Neopets and wanted to do my take on the super ancient character art that hasn't been updated in 20 years, with poses that reflect their personalities.

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

REMEMBER. If you’re ever in an awkward, bad, or otherwise unpleasant situation. You can always make it worse by meowing

not true. everytime I meow, many beautiful women descend upon me to try to put me in their purse and whisk me away to safety

And are you sure those beautiful women aren’t whisking you away to the vet?

performing the "u-turn of blowjobs" because i do a little bit and run away and also it does bug type damage

*gets swapped in* oh what the fuck

take stealth rock damage for me boy

hey why did my partner tag a picture of a woman hugging a fish as

getting a divorce

This is from “Old Gays Try Grindr” and i’m dying

my groupchat tried the creeper meme and it..went a little out of hand. 

IS THIS WHAT A STROKE FEELS LIKE???? I THINK THIS OS A STROKE??!?!!

The fucking BDG Pokerap out of nowhere had me freaking rolling. Also that transion between the Cha Cha Slide and Shots fit way to well.

how i see this post

Tip: You can keep just about any guy in a little bottle on your bookshelf

NOT dudes though, dudes are semi-aquatic and need active tides for surfing or they turn into incels

If you have a proper little gentleman he can be free range indoors unless you have a teacup dragon (they are natural competitors for an ecological niche and don’t get along)

It’s illegal to keep A Man in your house (that’s kidnapping)

Hey what about a strange little fellow?

A strange little fellow belongs on the moors, howling with the winds and roaming about (free-range), but in a pinch, they can BRIEFLY occupy an attic or laboratory

This is the rule making and information rich content that I come on this site for

Crows in a Frozen Forest. Matazō Kayama, Japanese painter born in Kyoto in 1927 • Bibliothèque Infernale on FB