I just found the absolute WORST diagram of the human heart. It is an affront to science.
Are you sure. Are you absolutely POSITIVE.
Well. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Prepare yourself.
don’t do this to me
Tag yourself I'm purple matter
I'm the squishy bit
What the Fuck??
People think of children as either sweet and innocent or too stupid to cause much trouble and both views are wrong. A child of elementary school age has the moral reasoning and impulse control of a racoon paired with problem solving equal to or superior to an adult’s, yet unbound by the shackles of cautionary experience or awareness of long-term consequence.
This is what allows the children to both create a black market in live bioweapons while still only valuing said weapons at 25 cents.
Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter
I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official
Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.
Crime porthole
this was designed by cats
Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.
You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.
this is the most deadpan miette I've ever heard omg
that’s because miette’s had enough
Terrifying, thanks for the nightmares
Oh damn. I did not know there was great art like this attached. Truely beautiful.
My friend works two jobs and doesn’t tend to specify which one he’s talking about, so he’ll say stuff like “a lady died at work today” and the rest of us have to play a fun little game called Nursing Home Or Yankee Candle.
Today he goes “someone threw a candle at me at work >:(” and I think I can finally reliably pin down one of his anecdotes but nope! It was the wretched nursing home!!!!!
Many liked the sketches from my diary, so I made more.
1961, Hollywood, California. Following a newspaper casting call, black cats are auditioning for the feline role in Roger Corman’s Tales of Terror (1962). Photos taken by Ralph Crane for Time magazine.
Those eyebrows on that one lady… GOALS.
My spine is sooo flimsy when it comes to the oresteia btw I'll read agamemnon's pov and be like so sad he had to kill iphigenia it was her or 100s of others and he hated every second of it and then I'll read clytemnestra's pov and be like soo true girl he killed your kid and brought home a sex slave he deserves to die and then I'll read electra's pov and be like SO real bestie kill your abusive mom with your brother yall earned that and then I'll read orestes' pov and he's just like ahhhh the terrors.....‼️
Aeschylus’ The Oresteia: Agamemnon (tr. Richmond Lattimore)
Had ancient egypt discovered the technology of pornbot accounts, what might the name and bio of one look like?
Either a crop of lettuce or a guy with male pattern baldness
Metmeri983
🥬Lettuce Wet 𓂺 Ur D52 will be DRAINED🤭TOP 0.69%
So everyone on every platform can enjoy it.
Now is the perfect time to tell everyone that 'Metmeri' means 'beloved dick'
