Signs as Ghost Adventures Quotes

Aires: Come fight me in the dark
Taurus: That's what she said
Gemini: Never lunge a donkey's ass
Cancer: I learned that from Winnie the Pooh
Leo: Every hotel needs a cookie man
Virgo: Your smile glows like a butterfly
Libra: Was this spirit being a smart ass
Scorpio: This is the tightest hole I've ever been in
Sagittarius: And that's just for being a stupid dumbass demon
Capricorn: I just felt someone grab my ass
Aquarius: You wanna do harm to us? Do harm to Zak
Pisces: They're alien eggs!