what the fuck is rizz. tell me i’m the knife you twist inside yourself
This post just kicked me in my teeth
Seeing Matthew Lillard as Willam Afton say “I always come back” in the Springtrap suit healed my inner child and added 20 years to my life
I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests
i thought my suicidal late teens were the hardest years of my life but nothing could’ve prepared me for my 20s waking up everyday with no purpose, feeling so lost, unable to keep up with friendships, watching everyone move on with relationships and careers and being unable to catch up. and I’m such a “life is not a race” type of person but damn I’m losing so hard rn
Hence the invention of the Porch
When BoJack Horseman (2014-2020) said "you can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it ok. you need to be better" and "all we have are the connections we make" and "I really should've thought about the view from halfway down" and "sometimes you have to take responsibility for your own happiness" and "you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, you turn yourself around, THAT'S what it's all about" and "things have to get worse before they can get better" and "in real life, the big gesture isn't enough, you need to be consistent" and "if we hadn't met each other until now, we wouldn't be the people we are now" and, my personal favourite, "every day it gets a little easier, but you gotta do it every day, that's the hard part, but it does get easier".
every single country that has voiced support for israel's "self defense", every single politician, anchor, news outlet, zionist, and person baying for the blood of palestinians is complicit in genocide. (Oct. 17) a hospital was purposefully bombed today, killing 500 people (the death toll bound to climb as reports come in), and israel says "hamas" as a paper-thin flimsy excuse to justify murdering doctors, patients, and everyone sheltering there. western media pieces of shit will say "major loss of civilian life" in the face of real-time genocide like it was simply an unfortunate incident or natural disaster. like isarel didn't deliberately murder human beings. israeli historian and genocide scholar said this a textbook case of genocide. and the west still does nothing, and worse than nothing: aiding and generating propaganda to justify it. COMPLICIT. COMPLICIT IN AND PARTY TO GENOCIDE.
god she is always serving cunt.
she would karate chop the shit out of you for saying that.
Imagine thinking you bring more to the table than Kermit the Frog
In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.
cc: @petermorwood
For some reason “Respiratory system: He does alright” is sending me.
I relate to Astarion because I feel like part of his character arc is coming to terms with having to accept that you will never be the person you used to be. That something has ruined you that you had no control over, and now you have to live with the consequences for the rest of your life, mourning the person you could have been if the world just showed you a little bit more kindness.
Cleaning with ADHD all about momentum. Its like being a shark, if you stop moving you just straight up die.
pick one you bald genderless idiot
Guy who’s only ever seen Rocky Horror Picture Show watching his second movie with the word “horror” on the cover.
anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were
literally no…i remember seeing bad handwriting & thinking “oh these other kids must be orphans or something”
fascinating to hear from the other genre, thanks for your contribution







