Anonymous asked:
you are grounded, for til cock
FOR TIL COCK????????
what farming items in mmorpgs has taught me: i used to think using ice trays to make ice cubes was free but after thinking about it i have to pay the electric bill to power the freezer so every moment that i’m not freezing new trays of ice cubes is a moment that i’m underutilizing the freezer and increasing the cost of ice cubes. i have to constantly swap out ice trays for new ice cubes on an hourly rotation on a 24 hour basis or else i won’t produce the maximum amount of ice cubes possible and will underutilize the full potential of my electric bill. i need to stop using all other appliances and utilities in my home to make more ice cubes
baseball commentary is awesome its like
"i don't understand what people mean when they talk about a constant state of the self. come on, we're always shifting like water."
"that's true, but our experiences stay with us for our entire lives as there's a fly ball to left field and it's caught by Pollock at the warning track, the person we are is built upon what we learnt as the person we used to be, you know?"
"of course, we are always shaping what we will become in the future. Castillo dots the corner for a called strike."
"man that hot dog guy's really killing it."
"i can hear him from all the over here. he's making me hungry. do you like relish on your hot dog?"
We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights
artificial darkness would be funny as hell though i’d love to beam a line of night directly into someone’s face. go to the void
its been a very long century, i think brian should be allowed to say a curse word. possibly several.
Anonymous asked:
Idk if I'm writing this as a doodle request or just as a fun idea but
Like the meme "I wonder if there's fall damage here?" I imagine it with the mechanisms on a new planet (you can change characters I just think it's funny shsjbs)
Ashes: Huh, I wonder what's the gravitation here?
Jonny, about to throw the closest crewmate to him out of the Aurora: Let me check
TS is honestly just happy to be included!
couples t-shirts that say "TRAPPED IN A NEVERENDING CYCLE" and "THE CYCLE"
sometimes, the only way i know my roommate is still alive is the $30 cheese that appears and disappears from our fridge
the reviews are in
detectveprince
giggling and kicking my feet as i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill y
I went to see Parasite completely blind besides being aware (unavoidably) that there was a hard tonal shift at some point. I saw the poster and stuff, but that was it
the entire time I was bracing myself for it to shift into some sort of alien parasite psychological horror movie, which seems really presumptuous, except I saw Bong Joon-ho's The Host and that movie actually did have a giant monster in it, so I wasn't putting it past him
god the class dynamics in this movie are so stressful already... keeping up this double life while still taking care of your family...... and if that's not bad enough, they're gonna have to deal with The Parasite when it shows up
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“Nobody:
Girls that bullied goth kids in high school:”
Attached images are of Taylor Swift, a white woman with sunglasses, blonde hair, a black tank top reading “this is my fight song”, and green shorts. She is wearing a leather bondage harness. It is backwards.
best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say
sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing
Ah, there it is!
The TUMBLER!