me: sleep time
brain: NU UH
tastes familiarly like insomnia
*tastes insomnia*
it's my favourite condiment
Odd, thought it was chicken for some unknown reason...
it can be whatever you want it to be, your brain makes shit up anyway
ppl be like "how are you" "how you been" "whats up" and not want me to give an actual response like wtf
"I can't give myself to you while I'm still broken, or you'll get cut. I could get hurt worse, too."
i said in a rejection letter to a bestie of mine
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid
none pizza with left beef
the-chocolate-chip-pancake
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
alexanderdamnhethin
my boobs hurt
mine hurt despite not existing, sadly
soueikaku
every single one of you reblogging this are going to hell
twink-john
This post literally crashed my phone three times when trying to reblog it
san
you can like tits. you can be in the cock fandom. we are sex positive in this house. bodies are beautiful
the cock fandom(girls cocks and nonbinary cocks allowed)
- Commit a Very Evil action while Gay.
this is just "commit a very evil action"
what is that one pfp maker that people use. you know which one. it's fucking everywhere
picrew?
ah yes, the mutuals coming in clutch once again
what is that one pfp maker that people use. you know which one. it's fucking everywhere
it's strange how the typical thing is an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other, when in reality most people have 2 devils, and one's just a lot worse
hate it when people say shit like "that's funny" or "that was hilarious" after they just laughed at it. like yeah. that's why you laughed. that's the point of laughing. stupid.
WHY ISN;T THE WORD BENDED SPELEED "BENT'
i deply apologize. i was having a certified Dumbass Moment
im gonna do all of the like middle school "summoning" rituals. bloody mary, candyman, all that shit. ima have me a lil ultimate custon might up in this bitch.