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@ghost-woods / ghost-woods.tumblr.com

she/they | 31 | queer | friendly
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an approximation of the very strange mumbled conversation between the boys while Steven frothed the drinks during the TMS LIVE special

Ryan: sometimes i just buy a carton of egg whites from trader joes…
Shane: you just chug it?
Ryan: no actually i get an iv and just main line it
Shane: actually itd be cool to just pour it all over your face feel like you got slimed by a xenomorph
Ryan: oh thats a completely different thing
Shane:…or yknow like neo when he wakes up(…?)what it would feel like to be born again just sort of come out wet with like warm fluid on your face
Ryan: warm from the uterus as you like to say
Shane: warm n wet n sorta gooey no hair sorta looks like a mole rat a big shiny shiny mole rat
Ryan: like a very moist Tilda Swinton from avengers endgame
Shane: yes absolutely
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do you feel something did you feel something? no, there- there was creaking in the chair next to me, maybe just cuz it’s old wood. old wood doesn’t creak by itself. yeah, well- it’s- if it’s- oh, fuck, dude, i feel very weird all of a sudden... why do you feel weird? i- i feel, like... dizzy. you feel dizzy? yeah, i’m not shitting you. i- i know every time people watch these ghost hunter shows, they’re like — that- this guy’s full of shit — but holy balls, dude!