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Anonymous asked:

May I ask for an Eiko x mc fanfic if you want to of course❤❤❤

Pairing: Eiko x MC (Tara)

Background: This took place almost a year after what happened at the last chapter.

Warning: None except the grammatical errors I think

Word count: 1,027

A/N: I really do be writing with all these domestic ideas in mind, huh? 😂 Anyway, I love Eiko so much. She's an absolute chef's kiss but I'm dumb at science so there won't be any specific and very descriptive things pertaining to it.

Thank you for this request, anon! Even if I most likely made you think that I won't write it for how long you've been stuck in my ask box. 😅

That was amazing. I love all the domesticity and how natural was all that.

aveline: wow your traumatised 19 year old war survivor brother’s a bit of a tit

hawke: 

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aveline: yeah i sabotaged carver’s guard application because he’s too selfish

hawke:

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aveline: this severed hand we found in an abandoned warehouse full of demons was obviously brought there by scavengers. these women who all fit a similar profile going missing in the same way can’t possibly be related.

hawke:

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aveline: how dare you blame me for your mother’s death even though it was my incompetence in investigating obviously related murders that led to her being targeted

hawke:

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aveline: shemlen is an elven slur for humans

hawke: 

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aveline: i don’t understand why elves wouldn’t trust the city guard

hawke:

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aveline: i punished a guard who raped an elven woman by giving him 10 days on the wall

hawke:

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aveline: but the woman’s brothers who took justice into their own hands when they saw i wouldn’t give them any are criminals and must be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

hawke:

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aveline: i’m going to march up to the arishok and provoke him to invade the city by demanding he return said brothers who have lawfully converted 

hawke:

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aveline: meredith is right u know

hawke:

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aveline: merrill is stupid

hawke:

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aveline: *slut shames isabela*

hawke:

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aveline: calls anders crazy

hawke:

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aveline: i don’t ask my guards to fight gangs in dark corners even though that’s literally their job, why don’t you do it instead hawke

hawke:

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aveline: wesley was a good man even though he literally told you/your sister to your face that mages are more evil than darkspawn

hawke:

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aveline: literally throws hawke to the ground and punches them repeatedly at one point if you rival her

hawke:

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“aveline: yeah i sabotaged carver’s guard application because he’s too selfish”

When I play as a mage Hawke, I always go with the rival route with her because of that. Hawke helps Aveline run from the darkspawns in the prologue, and that ungrateful bitch doesn’t even let Carver prove his worth. She makes a perfect rogue with such a stab in the back.

The worst part is that she complains to Hawke that Carver is working together with him/her, or something like that.