hetalia and its the same except the whole show is actually just switzerland that’s it its just switzerland doing laundry and gardening and grocery shopping and maybe polishing guns before he goes to bed just having a time and it’s great no wars no dick jokes no other characters being stupid idiot bean brains it’s just him the hedgehog country and it could be completely silent but it’d be great anyway cuz its him like pegging out clothes and trying on berets at a store and looking in the mirror for ages before he decides not to buy any because they’re too pricey and napping in a field and looking at flowers and making sandwiches and going to bed every single episode switzerland just doing stuff for six whole minutes that’s it

What do you do

take the Dad out for a date instead

It’s 5am and this is the post that made me decide to turn off my phone and go to sleep

Omg this is like 800 metaphors rolled into one megaphor

I would like everyone to know that vulture vomit is very stinky. It smells of rotting flesh and they use it to drive away predators

Direct action

hey, at least have a picture of the American vultures doing this, not eurasian/african vultures, they are very different creatures!

Apparently vultures are protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act, so there is nothing ICE can do about this except politely try to shoo the birds away.

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

Me, guys. Me.

”guy who sells talismans from the back of his van” IM DYINGGG

Commission for @frances-googlehistory!

After learning how to read, you can’t turn off your “reading mode”.

Making something look easy is the truest measure of being really good at something.

While living, a lot of alcohol will destroy your liver, while dead, a lot of alcohol will preserve it.

At some point in your life, someone is gonna snap a photo of you, maybe today, and you won’t think twice about it… and that will be the photo they use at your funeral.

It’s kinda weird that Spider-Man worked for a newspaper company when newspapers are used for killing spiders

Sleepy Geoff

We were talking about the implication in the book where Crowley does not wear shoes and his snakeskin shoes are his feet…and then I said, what if his scales are like those reversible sequin pillows and one side is a shoe and the other side is feet

When you describe the physical appearance of both, a unicorn sounds way more realistic than a platypus.

For context, UB is the polish secret police during the prl/Communist period of Poland and arrested ppl that that seemed suspicious.

Also, the crown was removed from the coat of arms of Poland when it went under Soviet control. A crown is a show of nobility, wealth, being special and such. Filthy for a good communist nation to have a crown. :(