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just because it “fits” doesnt mean its comfortable or sustainable stopppppppp this shit

There are two main factors at play when someone says that a condom is too small: (1) the band size is too small & (2) the condom is not sustainable

The band is at the base of the condom. It’s latex is made thicker here than the shaft and is, therefore, less elastic. The band keeps the condom secure so it does not come off mid-insertion and so penial fluids do not leak from the condom. To do this, the band has to keep a very tight grip on the base of the penis. This is the main complaint from people using condoms too small for them. The shaft’s plastic can stretch comfortably, but the band is not so lenient and uncomfortably or painfully squeezes the base of the penis.

Condoms in use experience a lot of friction. For a condom’s shaft or band to be stretched farther than it was intended weakens the latex. The band and shaft are then at risk of being broken from the friction. It fitting does not mean it is sustainable.

If your partner says a condom is too small, believe them and cease from doing anything that requires a condom. If your partner says a condom is too small but is trying to pressure you into unprotected sex, kick them out the door. 

Thaaaank you please read the above they make large and XXL condoms for a reason and it’s not to stoke men’s egos

A former… friend suggested I try a size or two larger, and yes, they do work.

Yep. At first, I thought that condoms were supposed to be that tight. I’d seen those “condoms can fit on a two liter bottle so quit your complaining,” I had no basis for comparison because dudes don’t talk about that shit, and no one wants to be that “HURR HURR GUESS I NEED A MAGNUM XL” guy.

Now wear that condom on your arm for a while. Ten minutes at least. Still got sensation in your arm?

One of the many failures of sex ed in this country is the notion that there’s only two types of condom, “fits everyone except those elephant-trunk-cock freaks” and “for elephant-trunk-cock freaks or lying braggarts” (and yes, there’s implicit shame in the idea of people needing non-”regular”-sized condoms and the genesis for such is pretty likely rooted in some really nasty viewpoints about certain groups of people but I’m digressing).

But penises come in a LOT of dimensions, and not all of them fit right in a “normal” condom. You don’t need to have a monster down there for a condom to be legitimately painful and/or break mid-act. This can leave a lot of people legitimately unawares that it doesn’t have to be like this. (I was, early on.)

Condom too tight? That’s a real problem for the reasons pointed out above. But it’s a solvable one at most drug stores, which generally have a broader (ha ha) selection than your Walmarts or Targets. Or suck it up (ha ha) and go to an “adult boutique” (a proper one) where they’re likely to have even more options and let’s be real here the people working at these aren’t gonna give you Looks over condom selection. Or shop at said boutiques online if you REALLY need to avoid the in-person thing.

And if you think you’re gonna be doing things requiring condoms, HAVE YOUR OWN. Yes, even if you personally don’t have a penis. Buy a box of large-size as well just in case.

And don’t let anyone give you guff over it, and don’t let anyone pressure you into unprotected sex because of condom size.

For the record, even if you’re doing things that don’t involve a penis at all, condoms are good to have around. They make great dental dams on the fly, keep toys clean, and keep body parts clean if your partner is using their hands. :) Also, keep some non-latex ones around in case you or your partner has a latex allergy. Trust me, there are few places worse to have that allergic reaction. o_o

Willy wrapping wisdom!!

maybe someone will find this useful.

Also, Not everyone is okay with using condoms, Girls can have issues with condoms as well.  The spermicides that are used may irritate and cause yeast infections and allergic reactions.  So if your girl says no condoms, this might be why.  

Open and honest conversations about Sex with your partner are important, and if you can’t talk about it, then you shouldn’t be doing it.

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Also, there are condoms you can buy according to the size of your penis in comparison to vegetables… it sounds weird at first but this could be a great resource if you’re unsure about buying larger condoms.

And guys. Don’t buy super large to massage your ego. Trust me on this. There is nothing sexy about spending twenty minutes digging around inside your partner’s body looking for the damned thing.

The trip to the clinic is quite a mood killer, too.

be responsible, respect your partner, buy the size that fits and carry a couple of spares.

Do you ever make a text post and then suddenly your dash goes completely dead and your text post just sits at the top for a solid 5 minutes, like everyone just stopped blogging to look at your incredibly dumb text post in absolute disbelief. 

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

I will NEVER stop reblogging this big dick energy.

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What are neopronouns?

theyre any pronoun that isnt she/her, they/them, he/him, or it/its. so if you use no pronouns (like mine are void/voids bc my name is void), if you use smth like roe/roes, ze/zer, xe/xer, snow/snows, etc.). you can basically use any word you want, i’ve seen people  use bug/bugs, fae/faer, etc. :)

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Neopronouns are valid!!!!!!!! (I just might need a quick reminder on how each ones work grammatically but they’re valid!!!!!!!)

After lots of time looking at the autistic headcannon tag on here, I made one of those bingo boards of all the most popular characters people headcannon as autistic!

Row 1 Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter) Newt Scamander (Fantastic Beasts) L Lawliet (Death Note) Peridot (Steven Universe) The Doctor (Doctor Who)

Row 2 Amy Santiago (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) Eleven (Stranger Things) Peter Parker (Marvel) Twilight Sparkle (MLP) Jillian Holtzmann (Ghostbusters 2016)

Row 3 Keith Kogane (Voltron) Groot (Guardians of the Galaxy) Dipper and Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls) Baby (Baby Driver)

Row 4 Tony Stark (Marvel) Pearl (Steven Universe) Finn (Star Wars) Lilo Pelekai (Lilo and Stitch) Star Butterfly (Star Vs.)

Row 5 Hermione Granger (Harry Potter) Art by DJune-y Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock) Pidge Gunderson (Voltron) Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty) Bruce Banner (Marvel)

Autistic peri headcanons

-jasp got peri her favorite stim toy: a holy crystal fidget cube -whenever peri wants to pressure stim she asks jasper for “pressure hugs ?” -peri could infodump for HOURS about her special interests and jasp will listen the entire time,ask questions,be super interested and just think to herself “i love my little girlfriend so much!!!” -jasp,as soon as she found out about meltdowns,shutdowns,… asked peri for her tablet and researched these things for days so that she can help peri the best she can when she has one of these things -jasps also always very careful with peris comfort objects (example: she handled peridots tablet very carefully the entire time she was researching) -peris comfort objects include: her tablet,her limb enhancers (the cgs gave them her back) and a big weighted plush jasp won for her

airdick:
mariannadominicana:
atane:
White girl nearly dies from eating ‘spicy’ Doritos.
Oh my god
weak bitch deserved it
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Aah tumblr. Such a wonderful site.

So, after doing some research into this I found out a few things.

The chips pictured above are Doritos new Roulette bag. They’re filled with mostly Nacho Cheese flavored chips and a couple ultra-spicy chips. Now, the ultra-spicy chips are coated with flavoring that measures 78,000 on the Scoville Heat Scale. For comparison, the Jalapeño pepper only measures 1000-4000 on it.

The girl pictured above is Beth, a 14 year old girl who has asthma. After eating the chip she began to struggle to breathe and feared she could die if it lead to a full-blown asthma attack. Then just a week later she had a asthma attack at school which she believes was linked to her eating the chip. 

“I couldn’t stop crying. It was the worst attack I’ve ever had. It was terrifying.” - Beth

It’s sad to see a post with so many people laughing at a girl with breathing problems who legitimately thought she might die.

I usually wouldn’t do a long debunking type post like this, but my brother has asthma so seeing this pissed me off on a whole other level.

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Dean laced his fingers through the short hair at the nape of Cas’ neck and pulled him closer to peck his lips. Their lips brushed against each other’s softly, as Cas gently nibbled on his lips. He could get used to this.

“Hey sweetheart”, Dean whispered against Cas’ lips affectionately, as he looked deep into his eyes. “Good morning, my love”, Cas countered softly, before he captured Dean’s lips with his own again. My love. The words sent an ecstatic tingle to Dean’s belly. God, it was cheesy..but who was Dean to refuse a little chick flick moment of his own?

“How about breakfast?”, Cas asked his lover thoughtfully. “Breakfast sounds good. I’m starving”, Dean answered with an adoring smile on his lips, before Cas stood up from his chair and started to prepare the breakfast. Dean mustered the angel admiringly, as his eyes fell on the small patch of skin where his shirt - Dean’s shirt, in fact - had ridden up just enough to bare a bit of his hipbones. Dean bit his lips but he couldn’t bite back his smirk, as he asked, “Do you even know how damn sexy you look in these sweatpants and that Zepp shirt?”.

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Cas chuckled at Dean’s comment as he heard the hunter’s gentle steps approaching behind him. It wasn’t long before he felt Dean’s broad palms on either side of his waist, as he started a trail of gentle kisses from the side of his jaw down his neck and it made Cas shiver. “You’re wearing that just to tease me, aren’t you?”, Dean asked in a low voice as he pushed his body closer to the angel’s back. Cas purred lowly as he felt the hunter’s half-hard erection pressing against his ass.

Dean”, Cas complained meekly, “I have to concentrate”. But Dean didn’t stop there. Instead, he let his breath ghost over the damp trail of kisses that he had just planted on the angel’s skin, as he mumbled, “Don’t worry, sweetheart. I’m kinda used to your burned bacon by now”. Cas turned around to look over his shoulder, squinting his eyes at Dean provokingly, before he leaned up to kiss him. He bit Dean’s lower lip playfully and when the hunter gasped, Cas groaned a small “Asshole” against his lips, to which Dean just reacted with a low chuckle.

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Expectedly, both the eggs and the bacon ended up a bit too thoroughly fried, but Dean had to admit that it was mostly his fault this time, for distracting Cas like that. He ate his breakfast and it didn’t even taste half as bad as he would have expected, which might have been due to his immense happiness as he sat there with his angel’s hand in his. “You know, if you continue to spoil me like that I’m gonna get fat”, Dean joked as he gestured towards his plate. “Who says that I’m gonna let that happen?”, Cas asked teasingly, as he stole a piece of bacon from Dean’s plate and put it into his mouth.

Dean looked up at the angel, his expression somewhere between confusion and playful irritation. “I thought you didn’t even like the taste of food anymore?”, he asked, his tone both challenging and genuinely interested. “That is true for most foods”, Cas explained in a flirty voice and fuck, if this wasn’t the hottest thing ever, “But I believe that, as your boyfriend, it is my duty to prevent you from getting fat. So if that means that I have to eat some of your food and make you adhere to a tight workout schedule..I guess I’m alright with that”. Boyfriend. The word still felt somewhat strange and unfamiliar to Dean and he was sure that he would need some time to let that settle in, but the way that Cas said it made his heart beat a little bit faster in his chest.

“Mmmh..workout schedule, huh?”, Dean chuckled lowly, “I can’t wait”.

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The LIGHTSABER, also referred to as a laser sword by those who were unfamiliar with it, was a weapon usually used by the Jedi, the Sith, and other Force-sensitives. Lightsabers consisted of a plasma blade, powered by a kyber crystal, that was emitted from a usually metal hilt and could be shut off at will. It was a weapon that required skill and training, and was greatly enhanced when used in conjunction with the Force.