-Um, It’s… casual Friday?
Let him wander around the house. Thought I lost him but he was next to the potatoes
Your reaction to chatGPT instantly lets me know how easy it would be to trick you into thinking that you are haunted
"omg it's literally alive!" Two beers, 45 minutes, deck of tarot cards, and I'm charging you 350$ for an exorcism.
i hope fagginess and transness and dykness all take over and kill everyone
Like Betta Fish Do (Masterpost)
Parts 1-14 are up on Ao3!
If you're new to the series, I would strongly recommend reading it there! The Ao3 version has been rewritten, edited, and beta read. So frankly it's better!
For propriety, here are the parts as they were posted here as well as links to the 'cover art' I've done starting with chapter 5 and any gift art! All things for this fic can be found in the 'like betta fish do' tag.
Chapter 1: Part 1 and prompt, Part 2 Chapter 2: Part 3, Part 4 Chapter 3: Part 5, Part 6 Chapter 4/Part 7, Chapter 5/Part 8, art Chapter 6/Part 9, art Chapter 7/Part 10, art, gift art Chapter 8/Part 11, art Chapter 9/Part 12, art, gift art Chapter 10/Part 13, art Chapter 11/Part 14, art Part 15, art Part 16, art
Here's also some tests of me playing around with Danny's look for this AU. And the og cover art. Non chaptered gift art.
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Thank you all for your continued response to this fic! You all are delightful, darlings~
(note I'll delete later- making a masterpost just to make it easier for people following from a reblog to find everything! And so that there are less links at the top of each part. if I've forgotten anything, feel free to shout at me!)
ok wait what's everyone's character assassination pet peeve. like a trait writers or fans will give a character that is fairly insignificant but so blatantly ooc that it ignites the most primal of rage. mine is whenever i see sonic the hedgehog smoking
The irony to this is that I'm pretty sure there's official art out there with sonic smoking 😭
Edit: I think this is it
THEY MADE HIM SMOKE AND LITTER??? ON GOD
phew i'm glad there was a reasonable explanation for this
💫 DannyMay Day 16: Fangs 💫
1 like = 1 prayer for Valerie’s sanity
wow = watch our woofs (it means dog videos)
you can say this when you watch a video with a dog in it or another animal to
women can watch dogs too it's okay
lord, grant me the courage to not read the comments, the wisdom to not read the comments, and the molotov cocktail just in case i read the comments anyway
When I think about American attitudes to parenting there's something that always comes to mind, but I don't know whether it's a real thing. All my life in American films and TV I've heard child characters addressing their dads as "sir" or being told off for not doing so.
Is that really a commonplace thing in American families, or is it just a shorthand way of showing that the character is a shitty dad?
There's still time to increase the sample size!
Bruce, throwing his fork down: My food is too hot, i simply can’t eat it.
Clark, not even looking up from his book: You’re hot and i still eat you.
Alfred: …
Dick: …
Jason: Please, tell me we are going to acknowledge that because i know you fuckers heard it too.
*sniffling through my tears* You’re such a good egg, Cass. The best of the good eggs!
DCxDP: A Pirate Princess
Dani Phantom gets arrested by the Green Lantern Corps for space piracy.
Yes Dani was in fact pirating youngbluds ship, they managed to turn it visible, and the only reason they caught her was she gave the others time to escape.
Dani was in fact screwing around, she's about physically 19 in this and is going through her "rob from the people who didn't uphold deals with the infinite realms and or tried to summon an ancient phase." Actually Danny, as King of the Realms, said that "You're doing amazing sweetie" and sat back to watch choas
So she gets arrested and once they identify her as partially earth origins they hand her off to the Earth's green Lanterns to deal with.
This means that she ends up in league custody (she's totally just humoring them) while they argue about her crimes.
She ends up piping up "Actually I was acting within full capacity as part of the Council of the Infinite Realms, the right hand of the god of the ghosts, never born, and timeless." She files her nails as she makes her statement like it wasn't a big deal. "I am the right hand of his Majesty King Phantom and all of my attacks were done on enemies of the realm or those who have attempted to summon planet ending threats from the void of death."
The JL is left to process this as John Constantine calls Batman up in a panic with "The King of the bloody infinite realms wants to speak to you about the return of his daughter. I swear to the Queen Bats if you are holding the Princess of death captive, Its going to be a cock up."
The thoughts of almost everyone but especially the Green Lanterns that brought her there could safely be summarized as "FUCK."







