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Quick I need somebody to explain to me what social skills are

What is this

Thats not very swagalicous of you

Let me eat your possum (I actually want to take him to Salty the neighborhood raccoon, who is a god that brought himself back to life after being hit by a car.)

'Santa clause' or my childhood father figure

I'm sick of gritty, edgy, sad cowboy paintings

Give me happy cowboys, goofy cowboys, a bunch of stupid cowboys sitting on a fence throwing apples at stinky joe cause he keeps making empty threats and these little filthy rat-men think it's funny to edge him on

there's a song that i made up and I'm enjoying while i still can, cause once i forget it's gone forever and there's no way for me to write it down

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petition to get rid of those stupid rewind noises entirely

I'm officially making every chef my mortal enemy fight me

to quote my grandpa that i made up in my head cause my real one is an asshole millionaire that won't give my dad his money, "revenge is a necessary evil"

they put so much face onto that one man

my frog ,eats people