sick but cute

i'm tired of everything and i just want to die

life is painful but women are hot

“are u ok” no i want to leave the country and start over

Sarah Kay, from “The Paradox”, No Matter the Wreckage

wish I was sitting on this man’s face :( I really want him to stop breathing

It seems like you are heading nowhere and you are not achieving anything in life

being funny > being attractive

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke