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Best Draco/Hermione Fics Dramione Shippers Read in 2022

A few weeks ago, I asked you what were the best Dramione fics you’d read in 2022. Here’s the long list of your top-notch recs (in alphabetical order):

262 Days by RoseDeVents: Draco becomes captivated by Hermione. Hermione becomes Draco’s captive. It takes them 262 days to snap. Written for HP Call Me Daddy Fest 2022 for the prompt: Inspired by YOU (Netflix series). Angst. Dark. E, 7 Chapters, 19,915 Words

A Bitter Justice by gloivy: When Hermione first heard the news, tears of joy rained from her eyes. It felt so good—so bloody fantastic—to know that the universe was finally on her side. Because Draco Malfoy, notorious blood supremacist, had borne a son with no more magic than a common muggle. And it was justice. G, 1 Chapter, 4,679 Words

A Different Sort of Impossible by TeaInACoffeeMug: Hermione Granger is going to try her seventh year over again. She’s going to be Head Girl. She’s going to spend time with her friends. She’s going to relax and enjoy a perfectly normal school year for the first time. She’s going to earn her N.E.W.Ts so she can join the Ministry, and the Ministry is going to be new - reformed - revived. She’s going to assist a student who’s been rendered permanently blind after an assault during the summer. An assault while in Auror custody. * Professor McGonagall pushed open the door without ceremony and Hermione gaped at the teen slouched in a chair half-facing her. It couldn’t be. “Malfoy?” He jumped, crossed arms unfolding to grip the chair, as if he hadn’t seen her - because, of course, he couldn’t. - Hiatus: returning when my shoulder is healed M, WIP

A Duty of Care by findinghome20: “Your sleeping problem. How long has it been going on?” “I don’t…Malfoy, I don’t have sleeping problem.” “You’re lying.” ———- It’s been six years since the Battle of Hogwarts. In the midst of a new and brutal war, Hermione Granger cannot recognize the soldier she’s become. Healer Draco Malfoy has enough on his plate without worrying about Granger and her martyr complex. Why, then, can he not banish her from his mind? It’s a duty of care, he tells himself. A duty of care, and nothing more. E, WIP

A Fair Exchange Is No Robbery by calico_writes: Theirs is a marriage of convenience: she needed funding for her nonprofit, and he needed a trophy wife and family. A year into their arrangement, Hermione has discovered parts of herself that fill her with shame. E, 1 Chapter, 1,915 Words

a house, a home by harlowvera: “I believe in opportunity, Miss Granger, and I’d like to give you one. Should you be a good match for my son, you will be well provided for, and you will be allowed to continue on with your studies and pursuit of a university education.” He leans forward, gently wiping a residual tear drying on her cheek, before plucking a rogue daffodil from the ground, an odd sight to behold in autumn. “Think about it, Miss Granger. I’ll send a carriage in two days time to the Three Broomsticks. If you’re interested, please be timely.” She doesn’t have to think very hard on his offer, and finds herself with her meager belongings packed into two small suitcases waiting on the steps of the tavern two nights later, hope in her heart and freedom on her mind. M, 1 Chapter, 5,642 Words

A Safe, Devoted Darkness by HeyJude19: Hermione did not believe in things like auras, she’d quit Divination after all, but a chill emanated from the space. It warned of a haunted, twisted place. The abandoned house at the end of the lane you don’t dare approach on Hallowe’en. The cellar door you don’t dare open when you’re home alone. The wooded path you don’t dare cut through at night even if it would be the quickest way home.Only darkness awaited her there. In the last aisle of Malfoy Manor’s library. E, 8 Chapters, 38,193 Words

All that is Rare by smithandbarrowman: In the wizarding world, it has long been assumed that men are Alphas and women are Omegas. However, when Hermione Granger discovers that assumptions are rarely factual, her status as one of only a handful of female alphas that has ever existed has men falling at her feet. But there’s only one man she wants, and like the male alphas before her, the hunt is on until he bears her mark. E, 31 Chapters, 119,755 Words

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I'm looking back at random things I was taught as a kid by various adults and media and. did nobody bother to factcheck anything? was that just not an option or

Could you please name one?

swallowed chewing gum takes years to digest, blue veins are blue bc deoxygenated blood is blue, fossil fuels are made from dinosaurs, feeding bread to birds is fine, mice like cheese, carrots are good for your eyes, cleopatra was a sultry seductress, bulls can see the color red, corsets were uncomfortable and caused deformities, glass is a slow-moving liquid which is why old window panes are uneven at the bottom, tomato juice gets rid of skunk smells, young einstein failed math class, eating before swimming increases your risk of cramps and drowning, cracking your knuckles causes arthritis, iron maidens were used as torture devices, the earth's core is molten rock, and basically anything at all whatsoever to do with the myth of thanksgiving

they said name ONE-

bats are blind, diamonds are made of coal, the dark side of the moon is dark, the sun is yellow, lightning doesn't strike twice, columbus landed in the u.s., medieval europeans believed the world was flat, piranhas eat human flesh, goldfish have no long-term memory, porcupines can shoot their quills, people often swallow spiders in their sleep, wolves howl at the moon, humans only have 5 senses, sore muscles are caused by a buildup in lactic acid, and rust causes tetanus!

actually imma just leave this here

Author: Musyc

100 Fantasies From the Charma Sutra (65KB - 13 Chapters - NC-17) Loosely-connected ficlets of Draco and Hermione exploring sexual fantasies in their relationship.

Alike In Dignity (12KB - One Shot - G) A year after the deaths of their children, Draco and Hermione meet in the cemetery beneath a sycamore grove.

Alike, unlike (5KB - One Shot - G) He’s supposed to be the mirror of his father, the exact image, bred and raised to be a perfect copy.

All In Good Time (45KB - One Shot - NC-17) Twenty-five years after the war, Hogwarts librarian Hermione Granger (formerly Weasley) strikes up a relationship with Draco Malfoy, widower of one year. Taking their time, moving slow, and letting things develop as they may, the couple finds happiness all around themselves and in each other.

All it Took (5KB - One Shot - G) He can’t forget her.

All Live To Die (137KB - Incomplete - NC-17) “Admit it,” she mumbled to herself. “You did send him a personal invitation, you do blush at his name, and you are very disappointed that he hasn’t bothered to show up and—” –Museum curator Hermione Granger and her romance with Draco Malfoy, vampire.

And Never Brought to Mind (8KB - One Shot - NC-17) No logic or thought, no scars or marks, no past to forget or future to predict. Hermione closes her eyes and lets go. D/H/Hr

Apprehension (5KB - One Shot - G) What is the point of a haunted house?

Arctic Bonds (12KB - One Shot - NC-17) He claims wrapping her in snowy ropes is a gift to himself this Christmas, but Hermione knows that it’s a gift for her as well. Coda to Ardent Bonds.

Ardent Bonds (39KB - One Shot - NC-17) Maybe it was wrong to think about this, maybe it was horrible to even consider, but if Draco Malfoy liked to dominate, she couldn’t stop herself from picturing it. Picturing him.

Art Ficlets (70KB - 14 Chapters - G-NC-17) Unconnected Draco/Hermione ficlets written for/inspired by various graphics and manips.

Aubade (10KB - One Shot - NC-17) A composition about dawn and lovers who will soon be parted. Draco helps Hermione to stop thinking about her upcoming tour and helps himself forget their separation as well.

The Best Cure (5KB - One Shot - NC-17) Hermione rolled over with a groan, buried her head beneath her pillows, and started plotting the slow, painful, and elaborate death of Dean Thomas. A Muggle night out, he said. No magic allowed, he said. No wands, no charms, no spells, he said. No Sobering potions, he failed to say.

Bindings (9KB - One Shot - NC-17) She bites her lip to stifle the whimper tightening her throat as her body responds to the gentle touch of the rope.

Birthday (5KB - One Shot - G) Hermione’s birthday plans for Draco.

Bitter Brew (8KB - One Shot - NC-17) Dark curls, dark eyes, but they’re never her.

Borrowed Title - Desire (6KB - One Shot - NC-17) We didn’t have much time, with our dinner guests sitting just two rooms away, but we couldn’t wait one moment longer.

Borrowed Title - Rendezvous (9KB - One Shot - NC-17) “Tonight,” he’d said, each syllable thrumming in her blood. “Meet me tonight.”

Bring Him to His Knees (580KB - 34 Chapters - NC-17) Draco is on the case of a murderer, but to investigate, he needs a fake relationship - and a kink club play partner. When Hermione volunteers to take the role, both do their best to maintain the lie without letting each other know the truth: neither of them are acting.

Christmas Collaboration (11KB - One Shot - G) Draco has no idea what to get Hermione for Christmas without spending money. Rose and Scorpius have ideas.

Cinq Amours (8KB - One Shot - R) How Draco fell in love, in five parts.

Clever Girl (10KB - One Shot - NC-17) In the vendor’s hall at a kinky convention, Draco talks Hermione into talking.

Coal To Diamonds (14KB - One Shot - G) Almost a year after Hermione’s death, a grieving Draco watches his daughter build a snowwitch. A lump of coal and a quiet conversation helps him realize he can heal.

Coffee and Cake (8KB - One Shot - G) Draco is at a loss in Muggle London. Hermione buys him a coffee, for starters.

Collected Drabbles (11KB - 3 Chapters - PG-13) Drabbles from dmhgchallenge on Livejournal

Confess (8KB - One Shot - NC-17) If he’d actually been a priest, he’d have broken his vows in that heartbeat.

Cor Leonis (6KB - One Shot - G) If you asked me to, I’d pull the stars down from the sky to make a necklace for you.

Counting On It (15KB - One Shot - NC-17) A midwinter’s second chance. Hermione knows what she wants and she’s not going to let it go this time. The bonfire isn’t the only fire burning tonight.

Dancing (5KB - One Shot - G) Hermione’s dancing in the rain.

The Deal (8KB - One Shot - NC-17) “Are you all right, then? Do you need to stop?” He thought for a moment, then grinned at her. “Not especially. But if you’re willing, we can just skip the interrogation and go straight to the bargain.”

Desk Job (6KB - One Shot - NC-17) He has to be patient, and he’ll get a reward.

Draco Malfoy, Clothes Horse (8KB - 2 Chapters - PG-13) Draco likes clothes. Really likes clothes. Hermione doesn’t quite get it.

Even Then (7KB - One Shot - G) He imagined, sometimes, telling Hermione the truth. Telling her what sort of person he would become, what sort of things he would have to do.

Everybody Knows; Nobody Cares (9KB - One Shot - G) A secret relationship isn’t really a secret after all.

Face the Bad Things (10KB - One Shot - NC-17) But if you wanna leave, take good care Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there But just remember there’s a lot of bad and beware (Cat Stevens, Wild World)

Find Your Way Back (198KB - 25 Chapters - NC-17) Draco Malfoy, employed at the Ministry of Magic in the Department of Magical Creatures, is assigned to a case that could end the rules and restrictions he’s been required to follow in the fifteen years after the war. All he has to do is deal with one potential ghost. When Hermione Granger gets involved in the case as well, they both discover several other ghosts from their past. Dealing with all of their ghosts, together, will put everything in their futures at risk.

Fire Forgives (9KB - One Shot - PG-13) Tradition demanded that the Yule log never burn away completely, that there would always be something left to carry over to the next year, to start the flames anew.

Five Fluffy Ficlets (15KB - 5 Chapters - G) Fluff and romance ficlets, love and sweetness.

Five Seasons (11KB - 5 Chapters - R) Five scenes for five seasons - short vignettes in the relationship of Hermione and Draco.

Fizzy (5KB - One Shot - G) They made a deal.

A Gentleman’s Education (17KB - One Shot - NC-17) A Malfoy has obligations, and he must fulfill them. Draco has put off his long enough; Lucius steps in to ensure his son’s education in this matter is properly handled.

Gift Advice (8KB - One Shot - PG-13) She really didn’t understand her friends sometimes. It was one thing to have a wish list for birthday presents, but something else entirely to have that wish list include the sort of items found in an ‘adult entertainment boutique’.

A Gift for Her is a Gift for Him (9KB - One Shot - NC-17) On Hermione’s birthday, the present is for both of them.

Give Her What She Wants (13KB - One Shot - NC-17) Hermione missed out on the dinner party because she was otherwise occupied, since Draco gave her exactly what she wanted and more.

Good Luck Kisses (33KB - One Shot - PG-13) A good luck kiss for a Quidditch captain - it’s ridiculous. It can’t actually work. But it does. Every time.

Have You Seen the Stars Tonite? (15KB - One Shot - NC-17) Holiday celebrations in the village of Faith-In-Hart. Draco has something special planned for Hermione. If he can get it right, it will be perfect.

Her Desperate Cure (28KB - 6 Chapters - R) Hermione is going to have a child. Whatever it takes, whatever she has to do, she will have a child. She refuses to accept anything less. She refuses to fail, no matter the cost.

Here and Present (13KB - One Shot - G) Hermione only wanted one thing for Christmas. But it’s going to be delayed. There’s been an accident.

Here Kitty (9KB - One Shot - NC-17) Hermione doesn’t want a cat. A cat who is also a man, well. That’s a different story.

Humpathon 2011 (55KB - 11 Chapters - NC-17) Unconnected Draco/Hermione ficlets written for Humpathon 2011 at Hp Humpdrabbles.

I’ll Make You An Offer (14KB - One Shot - NC-17) A very rare book is ruined. Hermione and Draco make a deal.

In His Hands (12KB - One Shot - NC-17) She knew what they had planned for the night and she knew it would push her to her limit. She wanted to reach that. It’s Draco’s 40th birthday, and Hermione gets the treat.

In Order (8KB - One Shot - NC-17) Hermione gave Draco instructions before she left that morning. Now to see if he’s obeyed.

In the Bushes (7KB - One Shot - PG-13) Minerva finds some misbehavior in the bushes at the Yule Ball.

Just This Once (14KB - One Shot - NC-17) Harry showed up at Hermione’s door after another lousy date just to chat. Instead, he got a surprise offer. More surprising was Draco’s permission to let his wife go through with it.

Knitted (5KB - One Shot - G) Draco’s new sweater doesn’t fit.

Lasombra (5KB - One Shot - G) The costume fits.

Letters Without Answers (8KB - One Shot - G) Lucius writes to his son about Hermione.

Lion in the Snakes’ Den (30KB - 2 Chapters - NC-17) Exploration of a polyamorous relationship - Draco/Hermione/Pansy. Series order may rearrange depending on when stories written fit into their timeline.

Mad Apologies (23KB - One Shot - PG-13) For most people, “I’m sorry” is a simple thing to say, but Draco Malfoy finds it incredibly complicated, especially when most people don’t want to hear it from him. The one person who does is the one person to whom he can’t say it.

A Magical Morning (15KB - One Shot - G) Regency-era AU. Christmas morning brings an unexpected turn of events for everyone in the Malfoy family.

Make a Mess (7KB - One Shot - NC-17) The sofa gave off another creak. “I’m dripping,” Draco said. “All over my fingers. I’m a fucking mess thinking about you. Thinking about the things I’d like to be doing to you.”

Maybe Later (6KB - One Shot - PG-13) Four times Draco does not have sex on his birthday and one he does.

Meet by Moonlight (7KB - One Shot - PG-13) This was the only promise never broken, the one made with our fingers linked and our foreheads touching. When he needed me, when I needed him, we would always, always be there.

Memoirs of HJG, November 20— (10KB - One Shot - NC-17) One entry from the memoirs of HJG. D— owes an apology.

Memory Mews (14KB - One Shot - PG-13) A series of charms and presents leads Hermione through memories of her relationship with Draco, and settles something that had been unsettled between them.

Morning After (6KB - One Shot - R) Hermione’s woken up beside men before. She’s just not sure how she woke up with this one.

A Muggle-born Magic (110KB - One Shot - R) Regency-era AU. Physician’s daughter Hermione Granger finds herself in need of a way to pay off her father’s debts after his death. Draco Malfoy, retired from the politics of the Isolationists, a group of pure-bloods bent on separating ‘true’ magic from lesser folk, finds himself in need of a tutor for his son, Scorpius, who appears to be incapable of magic and must learn to survive in a world without it. Draco also needs a wife and mother for Scorpius, to satisfy a promise to his unwell father. After she saves his son from an attack by Isolationists, Draco hires the Muggle-born Miss Granger for the former, and after a riot in Vauxhall Gardens and a scandalous discovery made by his mother, weds that selfsame Muggle-born for the latter. While making the best of her marriage of (in)convenience, Hermione discovers that Scorpius’ history of wild imaginings and dreams is more than just imagination. As she attempts to teach him about magical abilities no one expected he would ever have, she and Draco work together to raise Scorpius and learn to trust each other.

Mulled Wine and Kisses (15KB - One Shot - NC-17) She’d only thought before to give him a moment of distraction, but now her thoughts were leading an entirely different direction.

My Favorite Things (14KB - One Shot - NC-17) Draco and Hermione enjoy spicing up their marriage with fantasies, but Draco’s not sure about Hermione’s latest request.

Need You Tonight (And Only Tonight) (10KB - One Shot - NC-17) They only met once a year. One night of memories to avoid, one private night of sweat and sex. Once per year, every year.

A Negative Passion (27KB - One Shot - NC-17) Sentenced to Azkaban for his crimes, Draco Malfoy obsesses over the woman he blames for his circumstances.

Occluded (10KB - One Shot - NC-17) She thought she knew his fantasies when she reached into his mind, but he learned his lessons well.

On the Altar (8KB - One Shot - NC-17) Fertility, life, and beginnings. Draco and Hermione celebrate Beltane.

One Card (5KB - One Shot - PG-13) It’s down to the last move.

One Hour, Later (7KB - One Shot - PG-13) He wants an hour with her now.

One Pleasant Memory (21KB - One Shot - NC-17) The memory of one stolen, forbidden night is all that they share, and Hermione remembers it all as she waits to be identified.

A Pale And Pointed Mirror (110KB - One Shot - R) Someone is killing Death Eaters and Draco is at risk. Hermione must identify the murderer and save Draco’s life.

Partners (22KB - One Shot - R) Who ever thought that it’d be a good idea to have Malfoy and Granger work together? So far, there’s been three requests for a transfer, two broken back-up wands, a gross-inflated hospital bill for a 'mauling by half-Kneazle’, and one exceptionally fine pair of Dragonhide boots set on fire.

Picnics and Poppy Crowns (6KB - One Shot - G) Draco made a promise to his family.

Pleasure Garden (11KB - One Shot - NC-17) Once per year, his moonstone pendant glows. Once per year, she visits the garden. Once per year, they can be together.

Prescription (11KB - One Shot - NC-17) So if you please get on your knees//The first step of the cure is a kiss - Nurse Granger deals with a patient and prescribes a little something for him.

The Pride of Gryffindor (8KB - One Shot - NC-17) Hermione’s costume idea has Draco tripping over his words. She takes him by the hair and shows him a new use for his tongue.

Prized (7KB - One Shot - NC-17) A precious treasure is infinitely more valuable when Draco’s the only one who gets to touch.

Promises, Promises (16KB - One Shot - PG-13) Lawyer and social work advocate Hermione Granger is one signature away from fulfilling her dream to have a house-elf education program. All she needs is to seal the deal, and Draco Malfoy has promised the full support of Malfoy and Son Developments. But the owner of the property is balking, there’s a new buyer in the mix, and a promise isn’t a contract.

Proposal 1 (5KB - One Shot - G) Draco’s trying to pop the question.

Proposal 2 (5KB - One Shot - G) The proposal goes a little awry.

Quiritation (11KB - One Shot - NC-17) I wanted to hear her screaming again.

Ready (5KB - One Shot - PG-13) Head bowed, he waited in silence.

Red-cheeked (9KB - One Shot - NC-17) He’ll give it to her willingly, but she has to ask for it.

Restricted Rendezvous (11KB - One Shot - NC-17) Draco looked up from his book in the library and caught her staring at him. Deliberately, he met her eyes. She looked down, her cheeks turning a soft pink. He folded his hands under his chin, waited until she looked at him again, then dragged the point of his tongue across his bottom lip. Draco follows Hermione into the Restricted Section.

Ribbon (7KB - One Shot - NC-17) He would never give her a second thought, never lie awake fighting to keep his hands out of his pyjamas and off his twitching cock if it hadn’t been for her fucking hair. Wild, untamed, uncaged.

Say It Right (9KB - One Shot - NC-17) Now he knows what she wants and he gives it to her, in a heavy, groaning voice. He pleads with her, asks her over and over again.

Seven for a Secret (50KB - One Shot - NC-17) Draco celebrated Beltane with a woman whose face he never saw. Eight years later, he meets a little boy whose face is a match for his.

Shelter and Sanctuary (140KB - 4 Chapters - NC-17) Dystopian “Voldemort Wins” alternate universe. Draco Malfoy’s loyalties have always been to himself, and his concern for his own safety is paramount, but when the war ends with Potter’s death and Voldemort controls Hogwarts castle, Hermione Granger finds herself under Draco’s protection. A Gryffindor needs to play a Slytherin’s game in order to save herself and each other.

Shooting Star (10KB - One Shot - G) Accidentally locked on a balcony. In winter. In Scotland. Sometimes you don’t need to see the shooting star to get your wish.

A Small Present (8KB - One Shot - G) Hermione gets everything she wants for Christmas.

Spin and Burn (10KB - One Shot - NC-17) Every time, she tells herself it is the last time. Every time, she knows she’s lying.

Stand Together (9KB - One Shot - G) She loves him, and she’s never doubted that he loves her. She simply hadn’t realized that he loves her this much.

Sticky Situation (5KB - One Shot - PG-13) Hermione gives away secrets when she’s had a few drinks.

They’ll Be Home For Christmas (7KB - One Shot - G) Hermione has decorated the house in too much tinsel. But there’s a reason for it.

Three Sentences (7KB - One Shot - R) Collected three-sentence fics from twitter. Unconnected microfics, one-word prompts, mostly smut-minded.

Three Steps Forward, One Step Back (18KB - One Shot - R) When tracing a relationship step by step, sometimes they move forward, sometimes they fall back. In the end, they find they can move in step. The tracing of a relationship in fifteen short vignettes.

Three Years - Leather (12KB - One Shot - NC-17) Draco gives Hermione a special present for their third anniversary. D/Hr/P

To Soothe The Savaged (16KB - One Shot - NC-17) Post-war, post-Azkaban, post-hope. Draco Malfoy learns something he never wanted to know, but desperately needed to hear.

The Train (9KB - One Shot - NC-17) What could have happened in chapter seven of HBP, and why Harry Potter should never lurk in luggage racks again.

Trial Run (12KB - One Shot - NC-17) Draco asked Hermione to be in control, to let him serve her. For this first attempt, they’re taking it slow.

Truths (12KB - One Shot - PG-13) Everyone had little thoughts from time to time, thoughts about how Jacob Blevins’ new haircut looked exactly like Teffer’s Top-Notch Tonsorial Toupee, which had been just the previous week advertised in the back pages of the Prophet, or thoughts about how Shelly Chapman kept yawning because she’d been up all night, not with a raging head-cold, but with her new intern who had a set of tits that would put Lavender Brown’s to shame, or thoughts about how anybody paying more attention to the hair in his ears than to the agenda could just piss off, yes, I mean you, Lawrence Pibbs. Everyone had those thoughts. But nobody actually said them.

Upon the Midnight Clear (15KB - One Shot - NC-17) Years after the war, things have changed. Hermione meets Draco at a Christmas party and goes home with him to make a little music.

Waiting (5KB - One Shot - G) Waiting at a cafe.

Weekend (5KB - One Shot - G) Professor Granger relaxes with Draco.

What Is Necessary (21KB - One Shot - NC-17) War leads to rage - between sides, between enemies, between friends, and between lovers. Hermione and Draco are both enemies and lovers. It is necessary to hide love under rage, and they do what is necessary to survive.

What To Do by Musyc (11KB - One Shot - NC-17) “I can,” she said, smirking at him. “I have that authority. Since you’re always going at it quick and hurried, without the slightest attention to detail, I’ve been given the authority to make certain it’s done properly.” Draco ground his teeth. “You can’t tell me what to do, Granger.” “I can and I will.” “I don’t take orders from you.” “You will.”

When A Door Opens (12KB - One Shot - PG-13) When a door opens, there are choices to be made. When it closes, the universe may be different.

When The Time Is Right (16KB - One Shot - PG-13) Draco is ready to be public about their relationship. Hermione must decide if the time is right. Tonight, at the celebration ball, is her last chance.

Whispers (9KB - One Shot - NC-17) He tells her what he’s going to do to her.

You Can Give Odds Forever (93KB - One Shot - R) In all the offices in all the cities in all the world, she had to walk into mine. I didn’t want to take the case, but I needed the money. And I wanted to see her again.

You Owe Me (10KB - One Shot - R) Hermione has an anniversary plan. Inspired by fanart.

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Bring Him to His Knees by Musyc - E, 31 chapters, Words: 246,196 - Draco is on the case of a murderer, but to investigate, he needs a fake relationship - and a kink club play partner. When Hermione volunteers to take the role, both do their best to maintain the lie without letting each other know the truth: neither of them are acting.

Various Storms and Saints by viridianatnight - E, 48 chapters, Words: 199,835 - Mudblood. Hermione stared at the letters that besmirched her skin. They hadn’t healed since the day she was maimed.

your lonely calls to me by Avendell, senlinyu - T, one-shot - Less than a year post-war, trainee healer Hermione Granger visits Azkaban to perform volunteer medical check-ups and finds something she isn't intended to see, and has no choice but to do something about it.

The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy by speechwriter - M, 33 chapters, Words: 296,116 - The night that Harry and Dumbledore return from the cave, the Death Eaters are delayed from reaching the top of the Astronomy Tower for one more minute. Draco Malfoy lowers his wand. A Deathly Hallows rewrite in which Draco accepts Dumbledore's offer to fake his death and go into hiding with the Order of the Phoenix.

Self-Preservation by senlinyu - E, one-shot - After a Quidditch loss, Draco vents his frustration in the Slytherin showers. “Do you know why you lost?” she said, interrupting his reverie. Her voice was still careless and lilting. He stiffened, she might as well have dumped ice water on his ardour. His lip curled into a derisive scowl. “Because Weasley is a suicidal idiot.” Granger laughed under her breath and then proceeded to lean back against him, like he was just a wall that she happened to have at her disposal. “No,” she shook her head, eyes closed under the spray, “Ginny’s an idiot about Quidditch, same as Harry and Ron both were, but she’s not suicidal. She just wanted to win more than you did. That’s why Slytherin always loses against Gryffindor.”

unexpected by ambpersand - E, 13 chapters - Hand drifting down to her abdomen, she knew. When she was younger, she’d known that there was something different about her. About her abilities. Her certainty had been palpable, and was only confirmed when Professor McGonagall had shown up on her doorstep with that fateful letter in hand. And now, just over ten years later, she felt that same sense of certainty again. She was pregnant. And it all because she’d gone and had a one night stand with the worst person in the world… Draco Malfoy.

From Wiltshire, With Love by MistressLynn - E, 86 chapters, Words: 355,118 - Hermione convinces Draco to spy for the Order and she becomes his handler. But what are Draco’s true motivations? Hard to say when he's still figuring that out himself. A story of reaching adulthood during war. ... Draco cut her off before she repeated the question. “Granger, you may have my wand, but you're not in control of the flow of information here. It’s not your life on the line.” Granger bristled at his assertion. “My life is on the line every day.” “So. Is. Mine.” He growled at her. “Give me my fucking wand and don’t be so bloody obvious when you contact me.” She narrowed her eyes at him. “I already told you I'd be more careful next time.” She better be. “One more thing.” “What, Malfoy?” she said impatiently, still angry that she hadn’t gotten the information she wanted. He pointed his finger at her so she would understand how important this was. “You need to learn Occlumency. If you’re captured, I’m dead.” She stared back at him defiantly. “We both are.” He couldn’t argue with that. She tossed his wand to the floor and Disapparated with a crack.

Once More, With Feeling by wetpretzel - M, 12 chapters, Words: 106,117 - As she looked around her living room - at the green velvet ottoman she didn't remember purchasing, the 14th century Wizarding texts on her bookshelf, the hideous and obnoxiously ostentatious grandfather clock that could only belong to a Malfoy - she pictured the toothbrush next to hers on her bathroom counter, the old Slytherin quidditch jersey she regularly tripped over in her bedroom, and the mint chocolate chip ice cream in her freezer - a flavour she abhorred, but that a particular, pale, pointy faced aristocrat sat across from her had a tragic fondness for. Her chest burning, as if she drank a barrel of bubotuber pus, Hermione turned to him with narrowed, accusing eyes. "Malfoy...are we dating?" If there's one thing Hermione Granger knows, it's that she simply doesn't have time to date. Draco decides to date her, anyway.

Husband Size by senlinyu - M, one-shot - Pansy Parkinson’s quiet night in is interrupted by the news that Draco is having an emotional crisis.

Amends by thelashjedi - M, 7 chapters - The ball had been underway for about an hour before he caught his first glimpse of her. He was off to the side, chatting with his parents and Astoria, who was preening under all of the attention she had received as the newly announced, future Mrs. Draco Malfoy. Granger was standing across the dancefloor, with her back to him, engaged in conversation with Potter and some higher-up from the Ministry, her wild curls making her instantly recognizable. She was wearing a golden evening dress – like the Gryffindor queen that she was – a Muggle fashion that showcased her curves. Even from behind, without seeing her face, she was practically stopping his heart she was so gorgeous. And then she turned around and he thought his heart might have actually stopped for a moment. Granger was pregnant. Granger was noticeably pregnant. Probably around five months pregnant. Which meant that she had been pregnant the night that they had ended things, three months ago. The night that she had confirmed that she was exclusively sleeping with him, and had been exclusive with him for the preceding several years. Granger was pregnant, with his child. ** Secret relationship/Unplanned pregnancy/Arranged Marriage AU **

- Lisa

HP FESTS: Weeping Willow Fic Fest

Weeping Willow Fic Fest 2021:

My Favorite Dramione FanFics

Hello. I wanted to put together this of my FAVORITE Dramiones since they are on several different sites. I will be adding to this list as I read more. 

♥ = My Top Favorites 

⟹ Other favorite Harry Potter fanfiction ⟹ Also check out my Hermione Granger Fanfiction blog, The Granger Archives.

Hogwarts

8th Year

Post Hogwarts/War

Dark/War/Battle/Voldemort Wins

Veela

Were Creature

Soulmates

Marriage Law

Hermione/Draco/Theo

Reblog if you've ever read a fic that was better than published books

When did my dumb ass start seeing 90,000 words and think oh cool this is a short one!

When did it?

Top Reads 2020 Fanfiction

I started reading Harry Potter fanfiction this year (thanks to Tik Tok) and these stories I’ve read keep me up at night because I cannot stop thinking about them. 

#1- Manacled by @senlinyu

This is story is a MASTERPIECE. I cannot express how many times I’ve read and thought about this story. The way Hermione loves Draco and Draco loves Hermione is unbeatable. Hermione is a literal boss bitch in this story and my favorite Hermione in everything I’ve read. The build up, the tension, the CHEMISTRY; it is the best thing I have ever read. I could write a whole damn brook report on this story and be proud of it. This story is just… ugh *ultimate chefs kiss*.

#2- Rights and Wrongs series by @lovesbitca8 

The Right Thing To Do, All the Wrong Things, and The Auction are my absolute favorite pieces of writing ever. Draco Malfoy in this series is my horny king, and the best Draco in everything I’ve read. The Auction has a special place in my heart because of hard Hermione works to stay alive and keep the Malfoys alive, as well. All the characters in each story are so well written, especially the Malfoys, and I cannot express how in love I am with each little plot detail and connection between the stories.   

#3- Remain Nameless by @heyjude19-writing

I recently read this story and I cannot get enough of it. This is first fic I’ve read with a wedding scene (two scenes!!) and I cannot put it in words of how perfect it is. This story is all about the love Draco and Hermione have for each other, and it has set such unrealistic expectations for me…ugh. Every chapter had me smiling like an idiot and I could not put it down. 

#4- Cruel and Beautiful World by Lena Phoria 

I am so happy that Lena Phoria turned this fanfiction into a book, but nothing beats the original characters in this story. The way I fell in love with all the characters (except Voldemort, gross) is immaculate. This story deals with a lot of trauma and heavy topics, but the plot and the characters are just too good. Draco is a sweetheart and absolutely whipped for Hermione, but they need each other. I have never laughed so hard while reading a dark AU fic, and this story made my abs hurt. Definitely one to read.

#5- All You Want by @senlinyu

Holy shit. This story has the best smut I have every read. The way senlinyu describes what’s happening to Alpha Draco and Omega Hermione during sex makes me laugh out loud. It is so so good and so so sexy. It is such a fun story to read, and that’s why I love it so much. 

#6- Breath mints / Battle Scars by @onyx-and-elm

This story is the definition of toxicity, but honestly, it’s still so good. Both Hermione and Draco are changed after the war, and they fall in love by rage, sex, and protection of one another. Hermione does not give a single damn about what people may say about her, and Draco just wants her to be happy (although it does take a while for him to see what that really means). Plot and characters are amazing, and the ending is *chefs kiss*.

#7- Isolation by Bex-chan 

The first Dramione fanfiction I’ve ever read, and it has a very special place in my heart. I didn’t think I would like reading Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger fanfiction, but this story changed my mind and led to my spiral of reading such amazing stories. Such an amazing read, and I love seeing Draco grow into a man that Hermione deserves and loves. This story is iconic.

#8- Hunted by Bex-chan

Another superb story by Bex-chan. A Romance/Mystery story after the war and Draco and Hermione fall in love… hard. They are great together and the plot is amazing. This story is another iconic one for me.

#9- Love and Other Misfortunes by @senlinyu

Another great piece of work from the Queen herself, senlinyu. Draco is so stubborn it hurts, but it’s okay because Hermione is there to save the day (duh). Love these two and the romance between them in this story. Also, Veela Draco with wings and fangs is too much for me. Not that it’s important or anything, but the smut level is through the roof. Love it.

#10- Bring Him to His Knees by @willhavetheirtrinkets

Auror Draco and Auror Harry are an iconic duo. I love how intricate Draco is in this story, and how his past still very much affects his present, but Hermione helps him a lot, and it shows just how much they care for each other. Hermione and Draco dance around each other until they realize *wait* they have feelings for each other! It is not complete yet, but I do check every week or so for updates because it has a good murder mystery plot and a fabulous Dramione. 

#11- The Risk-Reward Ratio by MissiAmphetamine

War fic, and honestly one of my favorite ones. Draco sucks up his pride and goes to the Order for help, and Hermione is the only one who truly excepts him. Draco is a stubborn bastard in this story, but he makes up for it. The scenes are so real, and neither character is perfect, but you’ll see how far they are willing to go for each other. 

#12- The Just World Fallacy by MissiAmphetamine

Sequel to The Risk-Reward Ratio, and this one is tough. Still so good, but deals with torture, PTSD, rape, and more heavy topics. The love that still stands between Draco and Hermione even after all that they have been through together is beautiful. I love this story, and I love seeing how each character grows into their own person while during a war.

#13- Broken by @inadaze22

I have never cried so much while reading a story. This story made ME feel broken because Hermione is quite literally shattered, but so is Draco. It’s a story that makes you feel so many things at once and it is beautiful. Super slow-burn, but in the end, Hermione and Draco are meant to be together. 

#14- This World or Any Other series by @olivieblake

Clean and Marked are incredible stories with a rollercoaster twist. I love each character in this series, and the love that Hermione has for Draco, and vice versa, is the most powerful thing in this universe. The relationship starts with a potion assignment and just extends through there. I love their characters so much alongside the secondary characters and it makes the story so interesting. 6th year Hogwarts and continues with the war, but Draco and Hermione are always there for each other no matter what. 

#15- The Eagles Nest by HeartOfApsen

Ravenclaw Draco and Hermione, 8th year, and Alchemy. This story is so complex, and I couldn’t stop reading it. I love both Draco and Hermione and how they work to settle a problem together. Also seeing all the secret rooms in Hogwarts was another compelling aspect of the story that I loved. They know they need each other, and them being nerds and all, school is what brings them together in the end.

#16- Almost Perfect, Almost Yours by BelleOfSummer

I could not put down this story. No matter how much it angered me, and no matter how much I wanted to throw my laptop at the wall, I couldn’t stop reading. The plot is so interesting where Hermione is raised by a Pureblood family, but she was adopted from muggles, so she is Muggleborn. All the while her and Draco fall in love through their teen years and go through a war together. Hermione is a bad bitch and Draco is whipped (maybe not in a good way). They experience so much together, and in the end, you learn to love them for who they are.

#17- The Green Girl by Colubrina

Hermione is sorted into Slytherin and makes all new friends that do not include Harry Potter or Ronald Weasley. I freaking love this story because Hermione is a literal Queen, and the story itself is so well written. I don’t usually read T-rated works, but I could not put this one down because it has such an interesting plot.

#18- Erised Effect by @adaprix

Smut, smut, and more smut with such a cute plot. I love little Hermione as a bad bitch and big dick Draco as a little softy. I was hooked from the first chapter and it was so crazy. The sex scenes in this are just… *fans self*. This story is a rollercoaster of smut, but Draco and Hermione are my all time favs in this.

#19- Every Day, a Little Death by @lovesbitca8

Draco tries everything to satisfy Hermione, and when I say everything, I mean everything. Such a cute story with such a cute relationship. Hermione doesn’t mean to fall in love, but alas, Draco is a sex God and it was inevitable. I love this story!

#20- Crimson with a Silver Lining by Lady Cailan

A dark AU where Draco is mesmerized by Hermione and her will to stay alive. Their love is so strong, but alas, Draco is a stubborn bastard. This story is an emotional rollercoaster and another story where I could not put it down. Also *spoiler* some family drama going on throughout the story. 

#21- Bond by MrBenzedrine89

*fans self* again because this story is incredible. Love the smut, love the club, love the love between Draco and Hermione. Super interesting details in this story with Draco, Hermione, and the infamous Bond club. Loved reading this story.

I fell down a rabbit whole of Dramione stories this year, and it made me ignore everything I had to in my life just to read them. I can’t wait to see more stories this year and procrastinate my life by reading these stories!

Note to self: Must read after your exam. Must be read. All. Of. It. A MONTH TO GO WOO!

process shots. These two came out super easy they practically fell out of my pen…which considering my terrible art block lately, is a great feeling ;__;

Pretty. Smiling from ear to ear me can't help it.

Gorgeous they are, my loves, you have my heart.