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Enoch: So. Who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Horace: I did. I broke it.
Enoch: No. No you didn't. Hugh?
Hugh: Don't look at me. Look at Millard.
Millard: What?! I didn't break it.
Hugh: Oh that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Millard: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Hugh: Suspicious.
Millard: No it's not!
Jacob: If it matters, probably not, but Bronwyn was the last one to use it.
Bronwyn: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Jacob: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee maker earlier?
Bronwyn: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Jacob!
Horace: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Enoch.
Enoch: No! Who broke it?!
Millard: Enoch...Emma has been awfully quiet.
Emma: REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing]
Enoch: [later] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little too chummy around here.
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ymbryned
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Dating Enoch O’Connor would include:

GIF by kittycheshirestuff

Not requested I’m just really trash for good ol’ baby boy Enoch:

- Him being really awkward around you at first

- Miss Peregrine and Horace / Millard / Emma briefly discussing how happy you two are with each other

- Really awkward but really cute hand holding

- In fact he REALLY likes holding your hand, and finds himself grabbing it several times throughout the day, even for short periods of time

- Him being really hostile around Jacob if he gets too close to you

- “You know she’s mine, right?”

- If you played an instrument, he probably loved listening to you play it.

- Sometimes you two walking to each others rooms in the dead of the night because you’re ‘cold’ or ‘can’t sleep’

- Cute little kisses throughout the day 

- All the others being happy that Enoch was happy (but mostly they were happy that he wasn’t so rude to them when you were around)

- Him rigging his homunculi to bring you flowers while you read in the library

- c u d d l e s

- Him being incredibly overprotective of you

- No but seriously ^^

- “Y/N are you okay you have a scratch.” “Enoch It’s just a scratch.” “But you could be dying.” “Enoch I’m fine.”

- If you have a mental illness he drops anything to help you when it gets hard to deal with

- Helping with his homunculi

- “You’re so beautiful.”

I’ll probably make another one of these cause I really liked making this.

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*phone rings*
*
Killer: I can see you
Horace:
Killer:
Horace: How does my hair look?
*
Killer: I can see you
Enoch:
Killer:
Enoch: So can I. Everyday. In the mirror. I don't see the point of this conversation.
*
Killer: I can see you
Jacob:
Killer:
Jacob: Welcome. The person you tried to reach is currently on their way to South Carolina. Please try again later.
*
Killer: I can see you
Hugh:
Killer:
Hugh: *wiggles eyebrows and looks out of the window* Then how come I've never seen you, mon cherie?
*
Killer: I can see you
Millard:
Killer:
Millard: Well... that is interesting.
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incorrect-drarry-quotes
Draco: Did you tell anyone we're dating?
Harry: Yes, Draco, I have no self control and told the whole school we're dating.
Draco: Okay, no need for sarcasm.
Harry: No, seriously, I have no control and I told everyone we're dating.
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sgt-phoenix
Harry: *calls Draco*
Draco: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, MY FUTURE HUSBANDO IS CALLING- *sweetly* Hello?
Harry: Hey, you doing anything?
Draco: *in the middle of an interrogation, surrounded by seventeen death eaters, floating upside down by his toes* No, I'm free.
Harry: See you in five?
Draco: Kay. *hangs up* *turns back to angry mob* So, I have a hot bootycall on the way, if you could just wrap this up...
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incorrect-harry-potter-quotes
Hermione [reading aloud]: "If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it's venomous"
Ron: What if it bites me and it dies?
Hermione: That means you’re poisonous.
Harry: What if it bites itself and I die?
Luna: It's voodoo.
Neville: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Hermione: That's correlation.
Ron: Not causation.
Harry: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Ginny: That's kinky.
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fremionemischief
Fred: I'm going to the three broomsticks, you guys want anything?
Harry: My parents to be alive.
Ron: More recognition.
Hermione: Some peace and quiet.
Fred:
Fred: Yeah, I've got like 12 sickles.
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incorrect-harry-potter-quotes
Hermione [reading aloud]: "If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it's venomous"
Ron: What if it bites me and it dies?
Hermione: That means you’re poisonous.
Harry: What if it bites itself and I die?
Luna: It's voodoo.
Neville: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Hermione: That's correlation.
Ron: Not causation.
Harry: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Ginny: That's kinky.
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drarrymeup
Draco: Hey Potter, I was wondering if you could join this inter-house unit group I'm forming and also help me convince Granger and Weasel to join as well.
Harry: Sure Malfoy, whatever you need.
Draco: SCREW YOU, POTTER!
Draco: I'm sorry, I thought you were gonna disagree.
Draco: Thank you for your support, it really means a lot to me.
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hpconversations

Before a Quidditch Match

Harry: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?
Oliver: *sighing* It's Fred's turn...
Fred: Fuck shit up out there but don't die
George: (wiping away a tear) inspirational