i feel like people need to know about the absolute decadence of that one weird tesco express in bournemouth

what the fuck is actually going on

yeah im at the catholic guilt tesco express do you want anything?

If han solo was a butch lesbian id never complain about star wars again

I have OCD and with that comes quasi-hallucinations, and I grew up watching a ton of horror films so some of the worst of mine are the standard white skin/black hair demon girl type shit.

However, because a lot of them are based on horror film I have found comfort in doing things that “go against” horror films and being like “see? This could never happen.”

(It’s irrational. I know that. But shut up. This is how I cope.)

For example: I started hearing garbled whispering from beneath my table, so I started playing the muppets sound track. Because they would never play Movin’ Right Along when the protagonist is about to get attacked. That won’t happen. Disney, who owns the muppets, wouldn’t give them the rights.

And it fucking worked.

yes it's cool when unrequited love isn't treated as this huge tragedy and people can still be friends or accept it and move on but i do love the fucked up dynamic you get when someone is so utterly obsessed with someone else that they beg and plead with them just to be allowed to devote themselves to them like a dog even if they get nothing in return for it. when the love is completely one sided but it isn't any less intense for it.

just let me stay with you. let me sleep at the foot of your bed. i would kill for you. i would die for you. if you won't share a life with me, at least let me dedicate mine to you.

sprite

Neeed

The tragic reality of Tumblr is that I am presumably supposed to actually interact with other users but I just don't feel like it ever

I am going to interact with you

I am socializing with you

I'm being oppressed

i would die on the field of battle to protect the honour of the ds family of handhelds

that said. there exists no hardware on which a polygon could possibly look worse

oohhgghh thats the stuff right there

Unrestrained summer fun 😁

this must be such a delicate experience for a creature that can dive two stories deep and has been seen cliff diving into the ocean

Such a quiet and gentle experience for a megafauna cryptid that can headbutt a speeding truck and walk away It’s like seeing Godzilla in a kiddie pool

nvm Google won't let me have fun anymore

the Algorithm watching me search for increasingly unhinged shit like "boycow bopbees" until it decides there is no way a normal human would be doing this

good news there's a single hit on "catboy boycow"

i watch baseball for the side quests

do you love the color of the shrek?

okay the picture was already funny but then I hit play and completely lost my shit

WEIRD AL CAME TO TUMBLR TO TELL OFF AN IMPERSONATOR AND THEN JUST FUCKING LEFT

"<3" is so versatile she's like a girlfriend to me

Your daily dose of cat memes

SHE IS A TRUE HERO 

No, she’s a bitch is what she is

what do u mean???? it was clearly an accident she even said “Oooppsss”

LMFAOOOO

Look, rather than being petty and destroying it, why not talk to the girl. Really ask them why they are using the confederate flag. But no, low level terrorism is the answer.

LOW LEVEL TERRORISM?

Low level terrorism

ICONIC

world heritage post

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

sleepy tired but coffee machine at work can make hot cock so I'm surviving

HOT CHOCO I MEAN HOT CHOCO

please don't do this to me