*mr krabs laugh*

any vocal training i attempt gets erased immediately due to my "Talk in higher pitched voice around strangers to seem nice" requirements

So very close.

Yet a universe away.

A collection of totk sketches bc I hav been doing literally nothing recently but work and play totk.. (with some aggie.io stuff w @doodleynan in the last one)

girl is that a 9/11 in your pocket. or is your penis just two ofd them and exploding

you just hate my 2 exploding penises.

Y'all have got to stop spreading fake news via the destiel meme, that shit needs to be an accredited source

jesse pikmin and waltimar white

my brain just spat out what is simultaneously the best and worst potential end credit scene for fnaf

a bunch of cops are surveying the inside of the wreckage of freddy's. there's dead bodies. they're taking pictures. chatting amongst themselves. whatever. one guy in a detective style trenchcoat is standing off to the side. his back is to the camera. one of the cops breaks away and approaches the detective guy.

"so, what do you think happened here?"

"i'm not sure."

the entire audience freezes in horror as they realize. they know that voice. the camera pans around to face the guy, and slowly. matpat removes the sunglasses he's wearing indoors.

"but i have a theory."

smash cut to black. the theater collapses, killing me, in the audience, instantly--

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

“Yeah, we hate seeing you work too!”

how does this post keep getting better

GUYS?? WHAT THE FUCK?!???

So uh.. I accidentally threw Sidon off of dueling peaks

i’m just like sisyphus except instead of rolling a boulder uphill i have to wash my hair

who else did this

i feel so bad whenever the alphabet completionist guy shows up on a post and the post is so close to getting all the letters. like if it were me i would throw in a "quiz" or a "xylophone" or a "veracity" just for that guy. who cares if the post doesn't make sense 100%ing the alphabet matters more.

violator of the spirit 🫵

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

If anyone's up to the task of 100%ing ASCII, first place is still open (then again, I haven't been going for very long lol)

" % '() , ./012 6 ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

64/94 total (68%)

8/32 symbols (25%)

4/10 digits (40%)

26/26 capital letters (100%)

26/26 lowercase letters (100%)

hi ‌

‌"‌%‌'‌(‌)‌,‌.‌/‌0‌1‌2‌3‌4‌5‌6‌8‌9‌A‌B‌C‌D‌E‌F‌G‌H‌I‌J‌K‌L‌M‌N‌O‌P‌Q‌R‌S‌T‌U‌V‌W‌X‌Y‌Z‌a‌b‌c‌d‌e‌f‌g‌h‌i‌j‌k‌l‌m‌n‌o‌p‌q‌r‌s‌t‌u‌v‌w‌x‌y‌z‌🫵

73/149186 total (0.0004893220543482632%)

72/128 Basic Latin (0.5625%)

0/128 Latin-1 Supplement (0%)

0/128 Latin Extended-A (0%)

0/208 Latin Extended-B (0%)

0/96 IPA Extensions (0%)

0/80 Spacing Modifier Letters (0%)

0/112 Combining Diacritical Marks (0%)

0/144 Greek and Coptic (0%)

0/256 Cyrillic (0%)

0/48 Cyrillic Supplement (0%)

0/96 Armenian (0%)

0/112 Hebrew (0%)

0/256 Arabic (0%)

0/80 Syriac (0%)

0/48 Arabic Supplement (0%)

0/64 Thaana (0%)

0/64 NKo (0%)

0/64 Samaritan (0%)

0/32 Mandaic (0%)

0/16 Syriac Supplement (0%)

0/48 Arabic Extended-B (0%)

0/96 Arabic Extended-A (0%)

0/128 Devanagari (0%)

0/128 Bengali (0%)

0/128 Gurmukhi (0%)

0/128 Gujarati (0%)

0/128 Oriya (0%)

0/128 Tamil (0%)

0/128 Telugu (0%)

0/128 Kannada (0%)

0/128 Malayalam (0%)

0/128 Sinhala (0%)

0/128 Thai (0%)

0/128 Lao (0%)

0/256 Tibetan (0%)

0/160 Myanmar (0%)

0/96 Georgian (0%)

0/256 Hangul Jamo (0%)

0/384 Ethiopic (0%)

0/32 Ethiopic Supplement (0%)

0/96 Cherokee (0%)

0/640 Unified Canadian Aboriginal Syllabics (0%)

0/32 Ogham (0%)

0/96 Runic (0%)

0/32 Tagalog (0%)

0/32 Hanunoo (0%)

0/32 Buhid (0%)

0/32 Tagbanwa (0%)

0/128 Khmer (0%)

0/176 Mongolian (0%)

0/80 Unified Canadian Aboriginal Syllabics Extended (0%)

0/80 Limbu (0%)

0/48 Tai Le (0%)

0/96 New Tai Lue (0%)

0/32 Khmer Symbols (0%)

0/32 Buginese (0%)

0/144 Tai Tham (0%)

0/80 Combining Diacritical Marks Extended (0%)

0/128 Balinese (0%)

0/64 Sundanese (0%)

0/64 Batak (0%)

0/80 Lepcha (0%)

0/48 Ol Chiki (0%)

0/16 Cyrillic Extended-C (0%)

0/48 Georgian Extended (0%)

0/16 Sundanese Supplement (0%)

0/48 Vedic Extensions (0%)

0/128 Phonetic Extensions (0%)

0/64 Phonetic Extensions Supplement (0%)

0/64 Combining Diacritical Marks Supplement (0%)

0/256 Latin Extended Additional (0%)

0/256 Greek Extended (0%)

0/112 General Punctuation (0%)

0/48 Superscripts and Subscripts (0%)

0/48 Currency Symbols (0%)

0/48 Combining Diacritical Marks for Symbols (0%)

0/80 Letterlike Symbols (0%)

0/64 Number Forms (0%)

0/112 Arrows (0%)

0/256 Mathematical Operators (0%)

0/256 Miscellaneous Technical (0%)

0/64 Control Pictures (0%)

0/32 Optical Character Recognition (0%)

0/160 Enclosed Alphanumerics (0%)

0/128 Box Drawing (0%)

0/32 Block Elements (0%)

0/96 Geometric Shapes (0%)

0/256 Miscellaneous Symbols (0%)

0/192 Dingbats (0%)

0/48 Miscellaneous Mathematical Symbols-A (0%)

0/16 Supplemental Arrows-A (0%)

0/256 Braille Patterns (0%)

0/128 Supplemental Arrows-B (0%)

0/128 Miscellaneous Mathematical Symbols-B (0%)

0/256 Supplemental Mathematical Operators (0%)

0/256 Miscellaneous Symbols and Arrows (0%)

0/96 Glagolitic (0%)

0/32 Latin Extended-C (0%)

0/128 Coptic (0%)

0/48 Georgian Supplement (0%)

0/80 Tifinagh (0%)

0/96 Ethiopic Extended (0%)

0/32 Cyrillic Extended-A (0%)

0/128 Supplemental Punctuation (0%)

0/128 CJK Radicals Supplement (0%)

0/224 Kangxi Radicals (0%)

0/16 Ideographic Description Characters (0%)

0/64 CJK Symbols and Punctuation (0%)

0/96 Hiragana (0%)

0/96 Katakana (0%)

0/48 Bopomofo (0%)

0/96 Hangul Compatibility Jamo (0%)

0/16 Kanbun (0%)

0/32 Bopomofo Extended (0%)

0/48 CJK Strokes (0%)

0/16 Katakana Phonetic Extensions (0%)

0/256 Enclosed CJK Letters and Months (0%)

0/256 CJK Compatibility (0%)

0/6592 CJK Unified Ideographs Extension A (0%)

0/64 Yijing Hexagram Symbols (0%)

0/20992 CJK Unified Ideographs (0%)

0/1168 Yi Syllables (0%)

0/64 Yi Radicals (0%)

0/48 Lisu (0%)

0/320 Vai (0%)

0/96 Cyrillic Extended-B (0%)

0/96 Bamum (0%)

0/32 Modifier Tone Letters (0%)

0/224 Latin Extended-D (0%)

0/48 Syloti Nagri (0%)

0/16 Common Indic Number Forms (0%)

0/64 Phags-pa (0%)

0/96 Saurashtra (0%)

0/32 Devanagari Extended (0%)

0/48 Kayah Li (0%)

0/48 Rejang (0%)

0/32 Hangul Jamo Extended-A (0%)

0/96 Javanese (0%)

0/32 Myanmar Extended-B (0%)

0/96 Cham (0%)

0/32 Myanmar Extended-A (0%)

0/96 Tai Viet (0%)

0/32 Meetei Mayek Extensions (0%)

0/48 Ethiopic Extended-A (0%)

0/64 Latin Extended-E (0%)

0/80 Cherokee Supplement (0%)

0/64 Meetei Mayek (0%)

0/11184 Hangul Syllables (0%)

0/80 Hangul Jamo Extended-B (0%)

0/896 High Surrogates (0%)

0/128 High Private Use Surrogates (0%)

0/1024 Low Surrogates (0%)

0/6400 Private Use Area (0%)

0/512 CJK Compatibility Ideographs (0%)

0/80 Alphabetic Presentation Forms (0%)

0/688 Arabic Presentation Forms-A (0%)

0/16 Variation Selectors (0%)

0/16 Vertical Forms (0%)

0/16 Combining Half Marks (0%)

0/32 CJK Compatibility Forms (0%)

0/32 Small Form Variants (0%)

0/144 Arabic Presentation Forms-B (0%)

0/240 Halfwidth and Fullwidth Forms (0%)

0/16 Specials (0%)

0/128 Linear B Syllabary (0%)

0/128 Linear B Ideograms (0%)

0/64 Aegean Numbers (0%)

0/80 Ancient Greek Numbers (0%)

0/64 Ancient Symbols (0%)

0/48 Phaistos Disc (0%)

0/32 Lycian (0%)

0/64 Carian (0%)

0/32 Coptic Epact Numbers (0%)

0/48 Old Italic (0%)

0/32 Gothic (0%)

0/48 Old Permic (0%)

0/32 Ugaritic (0%)

0/64 Old Persian (0%)

0/80 Deseret (0%)

0/48 Shavian (0%)

0/48 Osmanya (0%)

0/80 Osage (0%)

0/48 Elbasan (0%)

0/64 Caucasian Albanian (0%)

0/80 Vithkuqi (0%)

0/384 Linear A (0%)

0/64 Latin Extended-F (0%)

0/64 Cypriot Syllabary (0%)

0/32 Imperial Aramaic (0%)

0/32 Palmyrene (0%)

0/48 Nabataean (0%)

0/32 Hatran (0%)

0/32 Phoenician (0%)

0/32 Lydian (0%)

0/32 Meroitic Hieroglyphs (0%)

0/96 Meroitic Cursive (0%)

0/96 Kharoshthi (0%)

0/32 Old South Arabian (0%)

0/32 Old North Arabian (0%)

0/64 Manichaean (0%)

0/64 Avestan (0%)

0/32 Inscriptional Parthian (0%)

0/32 Inscriptional Pahlavi (0%)

0/48 Psalter Pahlavi (0%)

0/80 Old Turkic (0%)

0/128 Old Hungarian (0%)

0/64 Hanifi Rohingya (0%)

0/32 Rumi Numeral Symbols (0%)

0/64 Yezidi (0%)

0/64 Arabic Extended-C (0%)

0/48 Old Sogdian (0%)

0/64 Sogdian (0%)

0/64 Old Uyghur (0%)

0/48 Chorasmian (0%)

0/32 Elymaic (0%)

0/128 Brahmi (0%)

0/80 Kaithi (0%)

0/48 Sora Sompeng (0%)

0/80 Chakma (0%)

0/48 Mahajani (0%)

0/96 Sharada (0%)

0/32 Sinhala Archaic Numbers (0%)

0/80 Khojki (0%)

0/48 Multani (0%)

0/80 Khudawadi (0%)

0/128 Grantha (0%)

0/128 Newa (0%)

0/96 Tirhuta (0%)

0/128 Siddham (0%)

0/96 Modi (0%)

0/32 Mongolian Supplement (0%)

0/80 Takri (0%)

0/80 Ahom (0%)

0/80 Dogra (0%)

0/96 Warang Citi (0%)

0/96 Dives Akuru (0%)

0/96 Nandinagari (0%)

0/80 Zanabazar Square (0%)

0/96 Soyombo (0%)

0/16 Unified Canadian Aboriginal Syllabics Extended-A (0%)

0/64 Pau Cin Hau (0%)

0/96 Devanagari Extended-A (0%)

0/112 Bhaiksuki (0%)

0/80 Marchen (0%)

0/96 Masaram Gondi (0%)

0/80 Gunjala Gondi (0%)

0/32 Makasar (0%)

0/96 Kawi (0%)

0/16 Lisu Supplement (0%)

0/64 Tamil Supplement (0%)

0/1024 Cuneiform (0%)

0/128 Cuneiform Numbers and Punctuation (0%)

0/208 Early Dynastic Cuneiform (0%)

0/112 Cypro-Minoan (0%)

0/1072 Egyptian Hieroglyphs (0%)

0/48 Egyptian Hieroglyph Format Controls (0%)

0/640 Anatolian Hieroglyphs (0%)

0/576 Bamum Supplement (0%)

0/48 Mro (0%)

0/96 Tangsa (0%)

0/48 Bassa Vah (0%)

0/144 Pahawh Hmong (0%)

0/96 Medefaidrin (0%)

0/160 Miao (0%)

0/32 Ideographic Symbols and Punctuation (0%)

0/6144 Tangut (0%)

0/768 Tangut Components (0%)

0/512 Khitan Small Script (0%)

0/128 Tangut Supplement (0%)

0/16 Kana Extended-B (0%)

0/256 Kana Supplement (0%)

0/48 Kana Extended-A (0%)

0/64 Small Kana Extension (0%)

0/400 Nushu (0%)

0/160 Duployan (0%)

0/16 Shorthand Format Controls (0%)

0/208 Znamenny Musical Notation (0%)

0/256 Byzantine Musical Symbols (0%)

0/256 Musical Symbols (0%)

0/80 Ancient Greek Musical Notation (0%)

0/32 Kaktovik Numerals (0%)

0/32 Mayan Numerals (0%)

0/96 Tai Xuan Jing Symbols (0%)

0/32 Counting Rod Numerals (0%)

0/1024 Mathematical Alphanumeric Symbols (0%)

0/688 Sutton SignWriting (0%)

0/256 Latin Extended-G (0%)

0/48 Glagolitic Supplement (0%)

0/96 Cyrillic Extended-D (0%)

0/80 Nyiakeng Puachue Hmong (0%)

0/48 Toto (0%)

0/64 Wancho (0%)

0/48 Nag Mundari (0%)

0/32 Ethiopic Extended-B (0%)

0/224 Mende Kikakui (0%)

0/96 Adlam (0%)

0/80 Indic Siyaq Numbers (0%)

0/80 Ottoman Siyaq Numbers (0%)

0/256 Arabic Mathematical Alphabetic Symbols (0%)

0/48 Mahjong Tiles (0%)

0/112 Domino Tiles (0%)

0/96 Playing Cards (0%)

0/256 Enclosed Alphanumeric Supplement (0%)

0/256 Enclosed Ideographic Supplement (0%)

0/768 Miscellaneous Symbols and Pictographs (0%)

0/80 Emoticons (0%)

0/48 Ornamental Dingbats (0%)

0/128 Transport and Map Symbols (0%)

0/128 Alchemical Symbols (0%)

0/128 Geometric Shapes Extended (0%)

0/256 Supplemental Arrows-C (0%)

0/256 Supplemental Symbols and Pictographs (0%)

0/112 Chess Symbols (0%)

1/144 Symbols and Pictographs Extended-A (0.006944444444444444%)

0/256 Symbols for Legacy Computing (0%)

0/42720 CJK Unified Ideographs Extension B (0%)

0/4160 CJK Unified Ideographs Extension C (0%)

0/224 CJK Unified Ideographs Extension D (0%)

0/5776 CJK Unified Ideographs Extension E (0%)

0/7488 CJK Unified Ideographs Extension F (0%)

0/544 CJK Compatibility Ideographs Supplement (0%)

0/4944 CJK Unified Ideographs Extension G (0%)

0/4192 CJK Unified Ideographs Extension H (0%)

0/128 Tags (0%)

0/240 Variation Selectors Supplement (0%)

0/65536 Supplementary Private Use Area-A (0%)

0/65536 Supplementary Private Use Area-B (0%)

@the anon who asked when unicode completionist was gonna be a thing

eating buttered bread with honey and some cheese like a medieval peasant . this shit is sublime

where did society go wrong . why cant i just eat slices of meat with bread and cheese and butter and honey and fruits . why do i have to nuke something in the microwave

fucking post cancelled i just remembered chuck cutlery boards exist

dear god we boogified scharcookie boards

bougeie-fied

nobody fucking look at me

поехал башкой по кроссоверу @foreststepp и запилил хилерам-паучкам дизайны.... мне так смешно на них смотреть я в любви чисто.....

CUNK ON ARCHIVES!!!

[credit for the text in the last one goes to @polygones]

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