After you hit 21, you start forgetting your age cause ain’t nothing else to look forward to, besides sweet death.

I hope the CIA agent that’s spying on me thinks im cute and very funny

You: Dick Pics

Me, an intellectual: Portraits of Richard

orange is such an underrated color: it’s watching sunsets and sunrises from your car with your best friend. it’s tangy, sweet fruit like tangerines, peaches, and melon. it’s friends sitting around a campfire under the stars, roasting marshmallows and telling ghost stories. it’s warm pumpkin pie and spending time with family at thanksgiving and fall leaves that dance across the street when a cool wind blows. it’s marigolds and lilies that bloom during the spring. it’s warm and fun and loving, exuding energy and ambition with every shade.   

U realize u have grown when physical attraction is not enough for you

the calming sounds of rain (BASS BOOSTED)

Some days you’re Chandler, some days you’re Joey

CHINESE HOROSCOPE THAT SO TRUTHFUL ITS SCARY OMG

don’t look ahead and be truthful, or else it won’t work!!!!  ~~On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1 through 11 in a column on the left.  ~~Next to the numbers 1 & 2, write down any two numbers you want.  ~~ Next to the numbers 3 & 7, write down the names of two members of the opposite gender. CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT.  ~~Write anyone’s name (like friends or family…) next to 4, 5, & 6.  Remember, DON’T CHEAT OR YOU’LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID! XP  ~~Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10, & 11.  ~~Finally, MAKE A WISH!  READY?!  ~  ~~  ~~~  ~~~~  ~~~~~  ~~~~~~  wheeeee!  ~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~~~  The Key!  - The number of people that like you is found in number 2.  - The person in number 3 is the one you love.  - The person you like but your relationship cannot work is in number 7  - You care most about the person you put in number 4.  - The person you named in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.  - The person you named in 6 is your lucky star.  - The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.  - The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.  - The 10th number is the song that tells you most about your mind.  - 11 is the song telling how you feel about life.  - Number 1 is your lucky number.  ~  Repost this within an hour of reading this, and if you do, your wish will come true. Repost this with CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct)

CHINESE HOROSCOPE

reblogging for future use <3

DUDE THIS FREAKED ME OUT ITS ACCURATE AF OMG ;-;

OMG THIS IS WICKED

this some voodoo shit

CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct)

BRRRUUUUUH THIS WAS SO ACCURATE MY HEART STOPPED 3 & 7 WERE TRUE AS FUCK (do not cheat you’ll ruin the game!!!!)

this didn’t work oh well but my numbers for 1 & 2 were 3 & 7 lol it was weird

some of them weren’t really accurate but a lot were really scary accurate I am scared

Chinese horoscope

yo shit this is cool - rach

CHINESE HOROSCOPE

CHINESE HOROSCOPE

Gemini, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Libra, Taurus, Capricorn (via horoscopehaven)

Zodiac descriptions based on people I know

Aries: Stubborn. Very independent, glamorous, makes everyone jealous. Kind of reserved when it comes to feelings but values family. Headstrong and kind of stubborn. Simultaneously mature and childish.

Taurus: Reserved. Kind of dopey but in a good way. Enjoys life, pretty lenient up to a point - after that point they will take no shit. Confident and down to earth. Simultaneously aggressive and laid back.

Gemini: Emotional. Very social, especially with strangers, but gets tired of people sometimes. Impulsive, makes rushed choices, changes their mind a lot. Prone to up-and-down emotions. Simultaneously needy and detached.

Cancer: Protective. Very loving and forgiving. The best at making you feel safe and comfortable. Hides emotions from people they aren’t close to. Makes jokes about stuff that’s hard for them in order to get over it. Family oriented. Caring. Simultaneously loving and hot-headed.

Leo: Confident. Fashionable, funny, not a bad bone in their body. Makes close friends and lasting connections, is very good at keeping friendships. Understanding and non judgemental. Becomes annoyed quickly but is accepting anyway. Simultaneously forgiving and short-fused.

Virgo: Selfless. The best at advice, funny and understanding. Won’t usually take sides and is quickly protective of friends. Pretty reserved and finds humour in the little things. Close to family and over-involved but in a good way. Simultaneously level-headed and turbulent.

Libra: Defensive. Chilled out, loving, lighthearted. Quick to take sides and judgemental but overall friendly. Prone to lying. Usually happy but there’s more to them than they let on. Very loyal, easily manipulated, gullible and understanding. Simultaneously two-faced and open.

Scorpio: Fun-Loving. Excitable, gullible and sarcastic. Loves attention but won’t deliberately seek it. Kind of shy with their feelings, but opens up to close friends. Confident and funny, will always be smiling. Protective. Simultaneously arrogant and shy.

Sagittarius: Conflicted. Social butterfly, is very loud and a little bit ditzy. Knows where they stand on most things. Is always joking around but can be serious when they want to be. Calculated, makes impulsive decisions but thinks about them a lot afterwards. Emotional. Simultaneously jokey and serious.

Capricorn: Laid-Back. Confident, especially among friends. Could talk for England. Makes a lot of jokes and lasting connections, good at long-distance friendships. Kind of flighty and struggles to commit. Wings it a lot. Simultaneously careless and precise.

Aquarius: Adaptable. Very lovable, has at least 2 different circles of friends. Good at cheering people up, hard to hate. Needs to connect more emotionally, tends to be reserved when it comes to personal stuff. Good at maintaining relationships, rarely argues. Simultaneously goofy and mature.

Pisces: Ambitious. Has huge dreams but is hesitant to chase them. Under-appreciates themselves, loyal, good to talk to. Is the kind of person that you call/calls you at midnight just to talk about life. Finds it hard to focus, thinks deeply, is good at relationships. Tends to have a bit of a short fuse but is very forgiving. Simultaneously down-to-earth and dopey.

Think of the signs in your birth chart as voices...

Your rising sign is the voice you speak with, the voice others will always recognize you by.

Your sun sign is the voice deep inside you, regulating you, repeating certain key phrases over and over.

Your moon sign is the voice you laugh with, the voice you tell secrets with, and the voice that tells you it’s time to cry.

Your mercury sign is the voice in your head, the one that reads for you when you’re alone, and shapes your ideas into sentences.

Your venus sign is the voice that warms you, the softer one you use around that special person.

Your mars sign is the voice that excites you, the one that gets too loud sometimes, and the one saying those things you wish you could take back.

Your jupiter sign is the voice that tells you to do better, be better, grow. The one that inspires you and humbles you.

Your saturn sign is the voice that tells you to just go do it. The one that tells you when to keep your head down and when to have fun.

Your uranus sign is the voice you speak with when adressing someone higher than you, and the voice that urges you to find your purpose, so that you may one day change the world with it.

Your neptune sign is the voice that sings you to sleep, the one you trust to tell you how your dreams went, and the one that whispers that there is so much more to the universe than we know.

Your pluto sign is the voice that only asks questions that cannot be answered. The one that, ultimately, decides what you believe.

Your midheaven is the voice you use at a job interview, and even online. It’s the voice illuminating your skills and knowledge.