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After the third or fourth one I started to think someone was just doing this on purpose.

Some of these are so neat that I’ve a feeling they were done accidentally-on-purpose.  :->

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

I had to draw this 

Evan Cagle

this is still the ultimate popeye comic panel

Almost like some 60’s loony toons character

nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don’t want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.

A friend gifted me one of the lowest-of-low-bar achievements of internet creativity. There is ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOTHING redeemable about it, it’s 100% terrible and the worst bookshaped garbage I ever had the questionable pleasure reading.

I LOVE IT! THANK YOU SO MUCH!

general relativity for babies

babies? Hell, I’m an adult this is the clearest and most understandable explaination I’ve ever seen. This book is for anyone

Fun fact, The Questing Beast of Arthurian Legend is the result of people attempting to describe what a giraffe was, then being explained and drawn by people who have never actually seen it.

The Questing Beast was said to have a head and neck of a snake (long neck), body of leopard (coat pattern), hind legs of a lion (tufted tail) and feet of a deer (”hooves:).

I’m having emotions at this artwork. It’s caught between fright and awe; fascination and fear.

Behold, a unicorn.

He got two horns tho

*record scratch*

*music starts back up*

BEHOLD, A UNICORN

Ok but back when Unicorn myths were new, there were other Rhinos we don’t have anymore. Like this guy.

Unicorns are supposed to have lion tails…

I love the humor but also that he's not hurting the little guy by putting any weight on him whatsoever

genuinely and honestly I know I cannot solve all of the problems of the world etc but my friends who live in my phone please know that when you are having the horrors I am telepathically sending you a bowl of warm soup, a mug of hot cocoa, a cozy blanket, and a hug (if you want one) with my brain

she's not wrong

Artists should retreat from the world wide web and go back to gathering in salons and drinking absinthe

Everybody || Backstreet Boys

Just occurred to me that some of you may have never seen this music video. They had absolutely no reason to make it the way it is but damn they went hard.

1997. 

Ah yes, when one of the biggest boy bands in the world helped advance a whole load of millennians into monsterfucking

My sister made me watch this 3828295 times and yet I somehow still didn’t remember how ridiculous it was

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

HOLY FUCK KRULL AND SPAWN HAMMER

leave luigi out of this

tier 7 (overwrought): The Grand Admiral, The Imperial Treasure, The Tree of Life, The Heaven-Violating Spear, The Glorious Ambassador, The Great Dragon of the Earth, The Summit of All Ecstasy

tier 8 (inexplicable): technicolor donkey, intransigent walrus, bellicose librarian, drunken butler, bittersweet limousine, Bob