I want Markiplier to be in the fnaf movie but not as a character I want him to have a face cam and act like he’s playing a new fnaf game. Starts off the movie with the HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER and then the rest of the movie is just like this.

I'm like if a whore were celibate

happy disability pride month to those with conditions no one talks about, online or in general:

multiple sclerosis (me lol)

marfans

cerebral palsy

bells palsy

hidradenitis suppurativa

cauda equina syndrome

mixed connective tissue disorder

hyperadrenergic pots

non hypermobile eds types

stickler syndrome

mitochondrial disease

cystic fibrosis

sickle cell disease

myasthenia gravis

post-cholecystectomy syndrome

SWAN (syndromes without a name)

...just to name a few. i see you and you deserve awareness and understanding.

this list is non exhaustive, rb with other conditions you want to see represented!!

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I’ve found no indication in the game that Zelda and Link are roommates actually. There’s only one bed and it’s not exactly made for two and everyone just refers to it as Zelda’s house. It seems like she just sort of took over Link’s house. No wonder he buys a new house from Hudson. He’s probably been couch surfing.

Zelda: Cool you got a house ready for me

Link, who was raised in the royal guard and can’t physically move himself to say no to a princess: …

Zelda: Where have you been staying anyways?

Link: …

Purah: You just let her kick you out?

Link: Well technically I don’t need to sleep so it’s fine.

Purah: What?

Link: …

Purah: I know that look on your face. I won’t experiment on you this time.

Link: Sometimes I don’t sleep for weeks.

Purah: That’s not normal.

Link: …

Purah: I’ll leave you to think about that.

Zelda: You don’t sleep? That’s awful!

Link: Gamers don’t sleep.

Zelda: What did you say?

Link: …

Zelda: Link what did you say?

Link: …

Zelda: I know that you use your selective mutism to get out of situations sometimes.

Link: …

Zelda: *sigh* fine. Let’s just go. We’ve got a meeting later.

Movie adaptation cartesian plane where x axis is "good/enjoyable film" to "dogshit" and y axis is "faithful to the source material" to "an entirely different story"

am I making sense

a graph based on my observations

I would like to apply a Dolly Parton quote to this most excellent graph.

yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

No, I don't. Please, proceed.

if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

That would be fucked up.

yknow what would be more fucked up

Football field full of viruses.

Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

Really big vampire.

Inside-out Sweden.

if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

Yeah that's pretty fucked up.

Weakling. You will not survive the winter.

why is @were--ralph tagged on every werewolf post. How do you get a notorious reputation for being a werewolf fucker on the werewolf fucker website

Oh my god.....you.....you don't know do you?

Everyone be quiet

Does this gif mean anything to you?

when i was a kid I was really bad (or really good depending on your definition) at hidden object games. which is to say that I would not specifically search for the objects the book asked me to look for. no. that would make no sense. what i instead did was open a spreadsheet

i then proceeded to list every single object in the image in my excel spreadsheet, highlighting the objects the book asked me to find in red as i went. Then, by the end, not only had i found the objects, I had also found and categorized all of the other objects as well. This way, if anyone asked me to find any other objects in that image, i was fully prepared

on an unrelated note i was diagnosed as autistic before third grade

You used the letter a 46 times!!

And 555 letters, so the letter a is about 8.29%

The letter a is on average used about 8.2% of the time, which means you used it more than average!! :)

a-counter you are my best friend and greatest ally

when someone reblogs/posts too much good shit in a row and you gotta reblog it all and it looks like you have a gay crush on them

about a month ago, my uncle asked if I had a significant other. I appreciate his gender inclusivity, of course.

I'm used to the question. it's not like it's something outrageous that he's asking. so I simply said no, that's not for me.

he looked at me and said "well, someday." not someday maybe, just.... someday.

of course I'm not quick to anger, but there's a part of me that's a little more defensive about my aroace identity. so I jumped to my defense.

my uncle isn't a bad guy, he's quite nice and tries his best to be respectful in the current political shit storm by supporting queer people. but apparently that does exclude me, an aroace.

I reiterated that I'm just not interested in a romantic or sexual partnership, and I really do not ever see that changing.

and he said something to the effect of "it's okay if you don't want that now."

and I said, "no, it's just okay that I don't want that."

and he said that I was pessimistic. as if I was secretly searching for a relationship or a partner, but was rejecting love because I could not find one.

I calmly (with all the rage in my veins) told him "no, a life without love or sex is something optimistic for me."

he had the gall to look horrified.

I'm sick of aroace people not being seen as normal human people when they don't want the outcome of their life to look like everyone else's. I'm sick of the white picket fence, I'm sick of the assumption that everyone has another half out there.

I'm whole on my own.

I'm whole on my own

weekly Layton puzzle #022

requested by anonymous

Four Couples

Four couples sit in a crowded dining car. All diners are sitting next to or across from their partners:

The Joneses are sitting by the aisle.

The moustachioed Mr O'Connor is sitting next to his wife.

Mr Lambert is sitting opposite his wife.

HINTS:

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

pov: when your bestie asks you to do something stupid