Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

honestly 

karma 

people who eat pizza with your hands why do you hate yourself

bro how do you eat pizza

telepathically

When it’s not your weekend 

And your year hasn’t gone that well either 

*unlikes post so i can like it from u*

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

no idea what this means

lemon lime spine

what even happens inside a dishwasher

STOP

Seriously what the fuck….. people really are doing the most these days. Just buy thick rollers like what the fuck is wrong with her

why is it described as a “hack” it literally take 10x more time and effort than just using rollers

im the using the mac like a compact mirror

Lmfaooo i didn’t even notice the laptop 😭

instagram is cancelled

i made this video

I filmed it

Waste bread to use on your hair

i cannot stop thinking about the noise his head makes when he goes back under the table

vague post

eh y’know just kinda

y’know

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

we suck the what out of what like what now

hey kids wanna buy some drugs

They said we were like A clothesline. Sometimes useful, but not when it rains.