ayyy catch BOFA Deez.... bofa Deez arms around you homie <3
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love how Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt fucked so hard that everyone was just like “ok that’s his song now”
that everyone includes trent reznor
I can’t stand that song anymore, because when I worked at a county Texas-themed restaurant they played it All. The. Time.
thats not very good eatin music :(
Me with my country fried steak when hurt comes on
The owl is clearly a fan of Solitaire
People who see pics of like those fucked up deep sea fish and creatures and go "omg I'm never going swimming in the ocean again 😰😰😰" calm down. They're 5000 feet below where you are and also i went down there and none of them even knew you. Leave them alone bitch
when the only option is to give in to the urge to crunch on the glass because it looks crunchy and you will never know if it’s crunchable without putting the theory to the test. how do i get the crunch i want the CRUNCH give me the CRUNCH where is the CRUNCH it looks CRUNCHALICIOUS give me the CRUNCHIOUS substance , please. any suggestions
I think that banana bread is a very hobbit-like food. I could imagine Bilbo having a slice with his tea. The thing is I cannot for the life of me imagine a fucking banana in Middle-Earth. They don’t belong there. Solution: banana bread just spawns in the Shire and no one fucking knows where it comes from
self reminder to make an edit of this but with the trans flag burning
Shout out to the day i killed the queen via AO3, legendary (name of the fanfic is jigens sick adventure, yes it is a sickfic)
"call me crazy wednesday, but you keep giving me these signals"
the signals in question:
I like the new Wednesday show but it has Gomez and morticia all wrong. They would LOVE a rooftop sword fight in the rain with an insane opponent obsessed with morticia. Gomez would have a great time in jail!! He’d come home telling stories about how his cell mate tried to kill him because he wouldn’t shit up about his wife! He’d probably stay in touch with the guy! Morticia would be so excited for Wednesday to go insane from her psychic visions. She’d be like omg Gomez our little black flower is experiencing her first madness 🖤 remember when you took me dancing in the insane asylum? They grow up so fast soon she’ll be babbling mindlessly about the unholy power that lurks within <3
the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel
daily reminder that compared to eels you are wholly insignificant <3




