George Daniel appreciation blog

I laughed suddenly and loudly in my cubicle at work. 

someone deposit $7,000 in my bank account so I can have the summer wardrobe I truly deserve

How to get a straight guy to understand common gay/sexual/relationship terms… use bacon!

I HAD to laugh…

tryna post a selfie like

My coworker told me not to use dating sites and to “just go out to the park and approach someone who looks attractive, say ‘hey, I’d like to get to know you better’, and take it from there!”

I don’t know what planet you’re on, my dude, but I’m a gay weirdo cave goblin and the best case scenario from that would be getting pepper sprayed.

Gay dating is like getting a job,

You find one online, or get referred by someone you know,

There is no third option

I don’t know any gay couples who met spontaneously as strangers in person. It’s almost always “we became internet pals and then fell in love”, “we met through someone else we used to date”, or “we were good platonic friends for years and then realized we were gay when we tearfully confessed our feelings at a party”.

i had a restful sleep

When ya girl bisexual

Alright this is my definite favorite version of this, ever.

How resourceful

It doesn’t matter what you do it still looks like a cock.

That’s it for this week, goodnight.

If anyone’s needing a laugh, have a look at all these dick shaped cakes 😂

Someone: don’t you miss being younger and having no worries and responsibilities :’)

Me, lugging my childhood trauma behind me in a garbage bag: Can’t relate

…an ode to 1970s skater girls. 

this is amazing

FYI, skateboarding was invented by surfer chicks in the surf off-season. Males like to forget this, remind them.

this video is so funny it transcends laughter i dont even feel like im alive after watching this

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

I really need this…

please

Please Jesus