First Meeting, aka Sans Is So Beautiful All The Time and Red Is So Very Gay and Helpless

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Flirting Start! Red chooses: Panic! It’s Not Very Effective!

me staring blankly at my wip: 

stupid nervous blushing babie boys Whom i Love………

(NSFW) ASMR - Sans Tries to Do Some Super-Hot Foreplay to Get You In The Mood, but Accidentally Ends Up Explaining (In Full Detail) the Breakup of the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia

You’re a smol bean huh? *shoves you* huh??

Jack: How did the mission go?

Gabe: I shot the man out the window

Jack:

SNOOCH

I.AM.HOLLERIN. 😩😭😭😭😭😭💀

LMAAAAAOOOOO

I wrote a shit post and then decided to turn it into a comic

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[Hopes and dreams intensified]

Shortcut.

“Beep beep, bitch. You’re gay”

[*between laughter* “this fucking filter looks like a gay barcode scanner. beep beep bitch, you’re gay!”]

I taught him this maneuver in a lost city high up in the mountain tops of the Himalayas

his walk at the end 💀💀

Um… A carrot. 

useful app (miss)